Memorable Quotes from Leelee Sobieski
3 quotesInvitation to a Casual Gathering
Guy Perkins
You're not seriously trying to hang out with us at the court, are you Alpo?
Aldys
Ooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trash can. Where do I sign up?
[sarcastic kiss]
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Memorable Bathroom Experience at Northwestern University
Aldys
...and I want to go to NorthWestern!
[talking about hopes and dreams]
Josie Geller
Oh my Gosh! I went there!
Aldys
For what?
Josie Geller
...To go to the bathroom once. They have really nice facilities.
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Office Tension and Feng Shui Concerns
Merkin
Hey, Merkin ain't jerkin', he's workin'.
Merkin
I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.
Aldys
Oh my God, like, there goes another lemming!
[faking "Valley Girl" accent]
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