Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Desires and Misunderstandings Among Characters
Russell:
Ah, If you're looking for a payphone, forget it.
Biker Gang Leader:
I want a woman!
Conchita:
A real man!
Biker Gang Leader:
Ok!
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Unexpected Desires in Conversation
Conchita:
Now you tell me, what would you like for the woman to do to you?
Russell:
(Smiles as he comes up with an plan) Oh, the woman? Nothing!
Conchita:
Nothing?! Then what excites you?
Russell:
Oh, tall, dark, sexy, sweaty, sun-tanned guerrilla fighters.
Conchita:
Si...si, si, si.
Russell:
Like your brother.
Conchita:
(rolls down off him) No!
Russell:
(starts talking and waiving his hands in a stereotyped gay fashion) Oh yes! He...he spends up a whole day fighting in the hills, single handedly killing half a dozen government troops with his great, big machete.
Russell:
Hmm, the sun is setting, he comes home. I'm waiting for him by the campfire...
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Unexpected Demands and Unconventional Encounters
Russell:
(assuming it's his roommate who has just went out hoping to get laid) Don't tell me, you forgot your dick!
Conchita:
(bursting in with a submachine gun) I...want yours!
Conchita:
Oy, Conchita Margarita Consuela Mario Henya Lopez Nazanine never takes no for an answer...now strip.
Conchita:
Your clothes - you take them off, and make love to me now.
Russell:
Conchita, Conchita, there is no sex at Buster Burger U.!
Conchita:
Oh yea?
Russell:
Ok, the pants...
Russell:
Are we satisfied?
Conchita:
Ah, I will tell you seven orgasms from now.
Conchita:
Make that eleven.
Russell:
Jesus, it's just not my day.
Conchita:
You will do as I say...or I will scream rape.
Russell:
Conchita, can we talk about this?
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - A Love for Dining Out
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Boundaries at BusterBurger University
Conchita:
I was hoping you to show. I am Conchita Nazanine. In "Gwokamolee" I am known as "The Lay of The Land".
Conchita:
I could teach you things you never knew could happen between two peoples!
Russell:
Ah, not tonight! No sex at BusterBurger U., remember?
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - The Importance of Sexual Self-Control
Undergraduate Counselor:
Expelled - lewd conduct, expelled - nude conduct, hospitalized...your thing in a sling...?
Undergraduate Counselor:
Do you believe yourself to be God's gift to women?
Russell:
No, of course not! I just ask a girl to a movie and before we even leave the house we're in bed. It's been like this since my freshman year. I haven't seen a movie since E.T.!
Undergraduate Counselor:
Russell, you must learn to exercise a little...sexual self control, if you expect to succeed in life.
Undergraduate Counselor:
Now, I know that these are liberal times...
Undergraduate Counselor:
...And well...I'm not exactly blind.
Undergraduate Counselor:
It's no secret what women of all ages want...
Undergraduate Counselor:
...Virile...hard bodied...young men.
Undergraduate Counselor:
Like you.
Undergraduate Counselor:
Let's find out...
Undergraduate Counselor:
Oh...oh...
Undergraduate Counselor:
Ah!
Undergraduate Counselor:
Oh, Dean Doobery!
Russell:
Oh, my father is gonna kill me.
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Unexpected Reunion Between Mrs. Cratchmatter and Russell
Mrs. Cratchmatter:
Russell Procope!
Russell:
Mrs. Cratchmatter!
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