Leland Palmer Quotes

Audrey Paris You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom.

Davis Newman This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of death into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. "Good morning, Angerdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance!

Davis Newman There's all this bullshit about death with dignity. You know what death with dignity is, man? You don't drool.

Audrey Paris Quick. Tell me. What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia, the blonde with the television show?

Joe Gideon Ah, the blonde with the television show. The blonde with the television show in Philadelphia? I remember that girl's name. I remember that girl's name because that girl meant something to me. The blonde with the television show - her name was Sweetheart! Honey? Baby? I can't remember her name.

Audrey Paris Dorothy. Dorothy.

Joe Gideon Who cares? I can't remember her name.