All That Jazz - Forgotten Names and Unforgettable Connections
Audrey Paris:
Quick. Tell me. What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia, the blonde with the television show?
Joe Gideon:
Ah, the blonde with the television show. The blonde with the television show in Philadelphia? I remember that girl's name. I remember that girl's name because that girl meant something to me. The blonde with the television show - her name was Sweetheart! Honey? Baby? I can't remember her name.
Audrey Paris:
Dorothy. Dorothy.
Joe Gideon:
Who cares? I can't remember her name.
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All That Jazz - The Humor of Life and Death
Audrey Paris:
You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom.
Davis Newman:
This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of death into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. "Good morning, Angerdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance!
Davis Newman:
There's all this bullshit about death with dignity. You know what death with dignity is, man? You don't drool.
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