Memorable Quotes from Lenny McLean
6 quotesDancing with the Devil's Consequences
Barry the Baptist
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop, know what i mean?
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A Warning About Consequences and Action
Barry the Baptist
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
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Embracing a Life Free of Financial Burdens
Barry the Baptist
No mortgages, no debts – lock, stock, the fucking lot.
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A Frustrated Plea in a Tense Moment
Barry the Baptist
Come on! Not now, please, not – oh, you fucking bastard.
[Trying to stop his monitor switching off; monitor goes off]
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Discussion on Gun Cabinet Contents
Barry the Baptist
Right, where was we?
[turns around from stripper]
Gary
Shotguns? Well, like guns that fire shots?
Barry the Baptist
Oh, you must be the brains, then. That's right, guns that fire shots. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There'll be a load of old guns, that's all I want. Everything else, outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours.
Gary
Oh, thank you very much. There better be something there for us.
[sarcastically]
Barry the Baptist
It's a fucking stately home. Of course there'll be something there.
Dean
Like what?
Barry the Baptist
Like fucking antiques.
Dean
Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices …
Gary
… and steal cars.
Dean
What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?
Barry the Baptist
If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place!
Gary
So who's the Guv? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist
You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary
I see. One of those "on a need to know basis" things, is it? Like one of those James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist
Careful. Remember who's giving you this job. … Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.
Barry the Baptist
Fucking northern monkeys!
Gary
I hate these fucking southern fairies.
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A Dire Warning from Barry the Baptist
Barry the Baptist
Hello boy, feeling a bit poorly? I know your friends are responsible for most of the cash, so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. Otherwise, I will take a finger of each of you and your friends hands for every day that passes without payment. And then, when you run out of digits, your dad's bar, and who knows what then. All right, my son?
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