Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Discussion on Gun Cabinet Contents
Barry the Baptist: [turns around from stripper]
Right, where was we?
Gary:
Shotguns? Well, like guns that fire shots?
Barry the Baptist:
Oh, you must be the brains, then. That's right, guns that fire shots. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There'll be a load of old guns, that's all I want. Everything else, outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours.
Gary: [sarcastically]
Oh, thank you very much. There better be something there for us.
Barry the Baptist:
It's a fucking stately home. Of course there'll be something there.
Dean:
Like what?
Barry the Baptist:
Like fucking antiques.
Dean:
Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices …
Gary:
… and steal cars.
Dean:
What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?
Barry the Baptist:
If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place!
Gary:
So who's the Guv? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist:
You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary:
I see. One of those "on a need to know basis" things, is it? Like one of those James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist:
Careful. Remember who's giving you this job. … Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.
Barry the Baptist:
Fucking northern monkeys!
Gary:
I hate these fucking southern fairies.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Dancing with the Devil's Consequences
Barry the Baptist:
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop, know what i mean?
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - A Warning About Consequences and Action
Barry the Baptist:
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - A Dire Warning from Barry the Baptist
Barry the Baptist:
Hello boy, feeling a bit poorly? I know your friends are responsible for most of the cash, so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. Otherwise, I will take a finger of each of you and your friends hands for every day that passes without payment. And then, when you run out of digits, your dad's bar, and who knows what then. All right, my son?
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - A Frustrated Plea in a Tense Moment
Barry the Baptist: [Trying to stop his monitor switching off; monitor goes off]
Come on! Not now, please, not – oh, you fucking bastard.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Embracing a Life Free of Financial Burdens
Barry the Baptist:
No mortgages, no debts – lock, stock, the fucking lot.
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