Airplane II: The Sequel - Global News Coverage of Disasters and Developments
News 14 Buffalo Anchorman:
Our top story tonight: Four alarm fire rages through Downtown Buffalo. Also in the news, Lunar Shuttle heads for the Sun, and certain disaster.
Tokyo 4 Anchorman: [on the screen behind the anchorman is a clip of Godzilla clenching a Lunar Shuttle in between his teeth]
Our top story tonight: Four alarm fire rages through Downtown Tokyo. Also in the news, American lunar mission locked in death struggle.
Moscow Anchorman: [being held at gunpoint; a gunshot is heard as next scene cuts in]
A four-alarm fire in Downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory. And on the lighter side of the news: Hundreds of Capitalists are soon to perish in Shuttle disaster.
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