Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Meaning of Home
Klaus Baudelaire:
This is not home. Home is where your parents put you to bed at night. They teach you how to ride a bike. Or get choked up on your first day of school. This is not home.
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - Facing the Loss of Our Parents
Klaus Baudelaire:
Our parents just died.
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - Understanding Cause and Effect in Life
Klaus Baudelaire:
These things don't just happen.
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - Klaus Baudelaire's Practical Suggestion for Violet
Klaus Baudelaire:
Uh, Violet? Now would be a good time to tie up your hair...
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Road to Perdition - The Humor in Dark Situations
Peter Sullivan:
Why are you always smiling?
Connor Rooney:
Cause it's all so fuckin hysterical.
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