Memorable Quotes from Lidia Kristen
2 quotesLand Ownership and Historical Claims
Commissare Woman
You, and your... cockroach-eating friend over there, have 48 hours to get out! Good evening, Comrade Count!
Count Dracula
Wait one minute. This is my home. My people cleared the land. We tortured innocent peasants for it. We even murdered for it. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.
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Dracula's Confusion About Modern Living Arrangements
Commissare Woman
Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split. .
[''Leaves'']
Count Dracula
Renfield.
Renfield
Yes, master?
Count Dracula
What is an efficiency apartment?
Renfield
I don't know, master. What's a toilet?
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