Love at First Bite - Dracula's Confusion About Modern Living Arrangements
Commissare Woman: [''Leaves'']
Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split. .
Count Dracula:
Renfield.
Renfield:
Yes, master?
Count Dracula:
What is an efficiency apartment?
Renfield:
I don't know, master. What's a toilet?
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Love at First Bite - Land Ownership and Historical Claims
Commissare Woman:
You, and your... cockroach-eating friend over there, have 48 hours to get out! Good evening, Comrade Count!
Count Dracula:
Wait one minute. This is my home. My people cleared the land. We tortured innocent peasants for it. We even murdered for it. By Romanian law, that makes it ours.
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