All of Me - The Consequences of Unwanted Help
Edwina Cutwater: [Thrilled]
Oh, Roger! I see what you mean about enjoying life! It's to be savoured!
Roger Cobb: [Seething]
I am going to kill you.
Edwina Cutwater: [Hurt]
I was just trying to help...
Roger Cobb:
You failed! Since you started helping me, in the last twenty-four hours, I've lost my girl, my job, I've alienated my dog! I broke my sunglasses! You can't even get that kind anymore. Stop helping me!!
Edwina Cutwater:
You know, you are so ungrateful. If it wasn't for me, you would get that partnership, and then you'd have to take cases like that, and kiss your father's high ideals goodbye. You'd also be married to Peggy; you call that savouring life?
Roger Cobb:
Oh, look who's talking!
Edwina Cutwater:
I spent my life in a sick bed. What's your excuse?
Roger Cobb: [Fuming]
It's just like a dead person to say that.
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All of Me - Apologies Amidst Unconventional Circumstances
Edwina Cutwater:
I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry if I ruined your birthday.
Roger Cobb:
And I'm sorry if I made your being dead an unpleasant experience.
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All of Me - Unpleasant Childhood Encounter with a Clown
Edwina Cutwater: [Tearfully]
Once, my parents hired a clown to entertain me. But he didn't like me! So when my parents were in the room, he'd just sit there, and didn't lift a finger to amuse me!
Roger Cobb: [Appalled]
That's a terrible clown.
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All of Me - Desire for Privacy and Personal Freedom
Edwina Cutwater:
Well I don't see why you're getting so upset about all this.
Roger Cobb:
Because I want my body back! And I want my freedom and my privacy! And most of all, I'd like to be able to take a leak without being fondled!
Edwina Cutwater:
You may find this hard to believe, but fondling you while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time.
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All of Me - Miscommunication in a Crucial Moment
Roger Cobb:
You'll have to do it.
Edwina Cutwater:
Do what?
Roger Cobb:
You know, take it out.
Edwina Cutwater:
Take what out?
Roger Cobb:
The little fireman.
Edwina Cutwater:
The little fireman?
Roger Cobb:
You know, my penis.
Edwina Cutwater:
How dare you say penis to a dead person.
Roger Cobb:
Listen lady, if you don't give Ed some big air, he's gonna piss all over your half of my body!
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All of Me - Questioning Sound Mind in Legal Matters
Roger Cobb:
Miss Cutwater, as your attorney, I must advise you - your will can be challenged if you are deemed to be... not of sound mind.
Edwina Cutwater:
Why, you presumptious ambulance chaser. Are you implying that I am not of sound mind?
Roger Cobb:
No, I wouldn't do that. But I think everyone else in the solar system might.
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All of Me - A Bold Claim of Resurrection
Edwina Cutwater:
Guess what I'm going to do?
Roger Cobb:
What?
Edwina Cutwater:
I'm going to come back from the dead.
Roger Cobb: [Patronising]
Ohhh. And what makes you think you can do that?
Edwina Cutwater:
Because I'm rich.
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All of Me - Critique of Unpleasant Behavior
Edwina Cutwater:
You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive.
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All of Me - Struggling with the concept of failure
Edwina Cutwater: [On finding her soul inside Roger Cobb's body]
I don't believe this. I can't even die right.
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All of Me - Inappropriate Words for the Deceased
Edwina Cutwater:
How dare you say penis to a dead person.
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Short Cuts - Escalating Tensions in a Frustrated Argument
Doreen Piggot:
Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over...
Earl Piggot:
I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now! Ah dammit!
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Short Cuts - Confrontation Between Earl and Doreen Piggot
Earl Piggot:
You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!
Doreen Piggot:
Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more! I'm not taking you back!
Earl Piggot:
I'm not COMING back!
Doreen Piggot:
Slobbering over Honey like that. It was so embarrassing...
Earl Piggot:
I never touched Honey!
Doreen Piggot:
I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her!
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Nine to Five - Violet Newstead anticipates someone's arrival
Violet Newstead: [[w:General Patton|General Patton]
Oh oh, here comes ]!
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Nine to Five - Frustration with Unwarranted Conversations
Violet Newstead:
(To a hospital tea-lady): "I'm a doctor! So why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!
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Nine to Five - Consequences of Bold Actions in the Workplace
Violet Newstead:
I'm no fool, I've killed the boss! Do you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?
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Nine to Five - Managing Family Chaos with Humor
Violet Newstead:
(On the phone): Oh, come on kids. Come on, no fighting. Believe me, there is more than one peanut butter and banana sandwich in the world, what did I say this morning? OK.....love you too....no, I don't wanna talk to the dog, bye bye...
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Nine to Five - Observations on Rapid Career Advancement
Violet Newstead:
I have never seen anyone leap frog so fast to the top in my life. And I have the bad back to prove it. I remember when he was just a management trainee . . . in fact, I'm the one who trained him.
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Nine to Five - Special Locker for the Hat Needed
Violet Newstead:
We're gonna need a special locker for the hat.
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Nine to Five - Reflections on Loss and Regret
Violet Newstead:
I'm a widow with four kids. You know, Jerry should never have died. I'd be better off - I could've divorced him.
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