Kingpin - Unexpected Effects of Good Sex
Landlady:
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!
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There's Something About Mary - Unexpected Humor in a Serious Situation
Magda:
The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
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Insidious - Command to Release a Possession
Elise Rainier:
Leave this vessel! Leave this vessel! Leave this vessel! Leaves his body! Tucker, turn on the lights. Leave his body NOW!!
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Insidious - Guidance Through the Further
Elise Rainier:
Now you're outside. Let my voice be your guide. Keep a steady stride. Into the Further you go.
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Insidious - Embracing Stillness and Infinite Existence
Elise Rainier:
Close your eyes, Josh. Take a deep breath and relax. With each breath, let the life around you fade into the background. Just listen to the ticking of the metronome. Focus on the spot in the center of your forehead. The universe is deathless. It is deathless because having no finite self, it stays infinite. A sound man, by not advancing himself, stays the further ahead of himself.
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Insidious - A Son's Haunting: Not the House
Elise Rainier:
It's not the house that's haunted, it's your son.
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Snakes on a Plane - Reflections on Past Experiences in the Air
Grace:
Mile High Club. Those were the days.
Grace: [smiling]
Wow, this guy is good.
Grace:
Well, maybe not that good.
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Snakes on a Plane - Night Flights and Unconscious Passengers
Claire:
I'm gonna miss these night flights.
Grace:
I like the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.
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