Lisa Ann WalterQuotes

Chessy: Were they? OK, that's good. Ah, well then I'm just going to go back to my room and check out the ol’ minibar situation.

Martin: Allow me to assist you.

Elizabeth: Wait! Does everyone here know something I don't know?!

Annie: Mum... Daddy's getting married.

Annie: To Cruella de Vil – She's awful, Mom! We can't let him go through with it!

Hallie: [stops; to Annie] She's all wrong for him, Mom! And the only way he won't marry her is if... You tell her, she knows you better.

Annie: [sits down next to her mother] Is if he sees you again.

Elizabeth: Wait a minute... You're not trying to set me up with your father?!

Hallie: Actually, we are. You're perfect for each other!

Elizabeth: [notices both Martin and Chessy trying to sneak away] Hold it! You two knew about this?!

Chessy: [feigning ignorance] What?! Oh, no!

Martin: No! Madame, no! Absolutely no idea–!

Chessy: [Elizabeth gives them a look] No, no, no, no! I had no idea–! ...Yes. I did know something...

Martin: ...Yes. Technically, yes.

Chessy: I had an inkling, anyway...

Chessy: Hi, you probably don't remember me–

Elizabeth: [warmly; kisses her on the cheek] Chessy!

Chessy: [pleased; Closes the hotel room door] I knew I always liked her!

Nick: Hal, come here. We have to talk.

Annie as Hallie: Okay, shoot.

Nick: Okay, honey... I wanna know what you think about making Meredith part of the family.

Annie as Hallie: Part of our family?

Nick: Yeah.

Annie as Hallie: I think it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant, really.

Nick: You do? Really? You do?

Annie as Hallie: Totally, it's like a dream come true. I've always wanted a big sister.

Nick: Oh... um... Honey, I think you're kind of missing the point.

Annie as Hallie: No, I'm not. You're gonna adopt Meredith. That's so sweet, Dad!

Nick: No, I'm not going to adopt her... I'm going to marry her.

Annie as Hallie: [leaps from her seat; starts ranting in French; translation: But you're joking, I hope. Meredith, she's not the girl for you. But it's not possible, I'm dreaming. What...] Marry her?! That's insane! How can you marry a woman young enough to be my big sister?! Mais tu plaisantes, j'espère. Meredith, ce n'est pas une fille pour toi. Mais c'est pas possible, je rêve. Qu'est-ce qui...

Nick Parker: [beat] Hal, Hal, Hal! Calm down, Hal! Are you speaking French?

Annie as Hallie: [takes a breath] I... I learned it at camp. Okay, I'm sorry. Let's discuss this calmly. Calmly and rationally.

Nick: Yeah, and in English, if you don't mind, right?

Annie as Hallie: Okay.

Nick: Sweetheart, what has gotten into you?

Annie as Hallie: Nothing, nothing, just... just... Dad, you can't get married! It'll totally ruin completely everything!

Nick: Hal! Hal! Hallie!

Chessy: [feigning ignorance; closes the windows] Don't look at me, I don't know a thing.

Annie as Hallie: [after a discussion about how Annie as Hallie seems different to Chessy] Chessy, I changed a lot over the summer, that's all.

Chessy: [unconvinced; stops herself] Okay... But if I didn’t know any better, I'd say it's almost like you were– Forget it, it's impossible.

Annie as Hallie: Almost if I were who, Chessy?

Chessy: Nobody, nobody, forget I mentioned it.

Annie: Almost if I were…Annie?

Chessy: [slowly turning around] You know about Annie?

Annie: [dropping her "Hallie" accent] I... am Annie.

Chessy: [after Sammy barks at Meredith] Good doggy.

Chessy: [after Annie runs out after ranting at Nick in French] Don't look at me. I don't know a thing.

Chessy: [after finding out that the girls switched places] Can I hug her?