As Good as It Gets - Metaphors and Relationships in Conversation
Woman at table:
I said, "You love me the way you do your remote control as long as I switch every time you press one of my buttons.
Man at table:
That's great! That's terrific--
Melvin Udall: [after the couple look at Melvin]
People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. Eat up!
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