Hotel for Dogs - Litigation Against Everyone and Everything
Lois Scudder:
I'm suing you, I'm suing the state, I'm suing those kids, I'm suing the guy who invented shrink wrap, I'm suing everyone!
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The Girl on the Train - Conversations About Alimony and Betrayal
Cathy:
That's what your alimony's paying for? Tickets to nowhere? That's really fucking weird, Rachel.
Martha:
Tom got fired because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I felt so bad for you. He's such a bad guy.
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Easy A - Choices and Consequences in Life
Mrs. Griffith:
Olive, life is full of choices. I made a bad one. But then, so did you. But I see no other alternative than to just live with the guilt. My guilt stems from my indiscretion and yours for lying. We made our choices. Now, we just have to let it ride.
Olive:
Or I could just tell everyone the truth and have you fired and put in jail.
Mrs. Griffith:
Okay, first of all, he is of age, okay!? It's perfectly legal in the state of California. I checked! He is 21 in eight months. And secondly, let's play the "Who Would You Believe game," okay? Why don't you ask yourself, if you were an adult, who would you believe? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who!?! ...Thank you for coming in.
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Easy A - School Discipline and Student Behavior Concerns
Principal Gibbons:
This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
Mrs. Griffith:
I'm the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.
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