Memorable Quotes from Lisa Lackey
1 quoteOrdering a Half-Caf Coffee
Phil
Hi, I'm Phil Weston and this is my son, Sam, and I'm brand new to coffee. So I don't want too much. I was wondering if you could mix half of the regular version with half of the decaffeinated version? Or is that too weird a thing?
Beantown cashier
Half-Caf...
[to coworker, annoyed]
Beantown barista
Right, Half-Caf.
Phil
A Half-Caf! We're gonna have a Half-Caf.
[to Sam]
Sam
We're gonna have a Half-Caf.
[to customer]
Beantown Customer
Yay.
[flatly]
Baristo
Half-Caf.
Beantown cashier
You shoulda waited for the jacket.
[to Phil]
Phil
I'm sorry, I got too eager.
Beantown cashier
Another Half-Caf.
Beantown baristo
Another Half-Caf.
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