Kicking & Screaming - Ordering a Half-Caf Coffee
Phil:
Hi, I'm Phil Weston and this is my son, Sam, and I'm brand new to coffee. So I don't want too much. I was wondering if you could mix half of the regular version with half of the decaffeinated version? Or is that too weird a thing?
Beantown cashier: [to coworker, annoyed]
Half-Caf...
Beantown barista:
Right, Half-Caf.
Phil: [to Sam]
A Half-Caf! We're gonna have a Half-Caf.
Sam: [to customer]
We're gonna have a Half-Caf.
Beantown Customer: [flatly]
Yay.
Baristo:
Half-Caf.
Beantown cashier: [to Phil]
You shoulda waited for the jacket.
Phil:
I'm sorry, I got too eager.
Beantown cashier:
Another Half-Caf.
Beantown baristo:
Another Half-Caf.
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