Planet of the Apes - Relaxation Away from City Life
Nado:
We just returned from our country house.
Sandar:
How was it?
Nova:
Boring.
Nado:
I find it relaxing being away from the bustle of the city.
Nova:
There was no place to go. Nothing but trees and rocks. All you did was nap.
Nado:
Exactly. Time away from politics. . . . . .is what I needed. We'd lose ourselves for days in the forest when we were young. Now I can barely climb a tree.
Sandar:
Trite but true: "Youth is wasted on the young. " Oh, how did I get so old so fast?
Thade:
Living with your daughter would age any ape quickly.
Sandar:
You've been a stranger lately.
Thade:
I apologize for my lateness, senator. I stopped to see my father.
Sandar:
How's my old friend?
Thade:
Slipping, I'm afraid. I'd like to see him more, but these are troubled days. The humans infest the provinces.
Ari:
We encroach upon their habitat. They breed while we grow soft in our affluence.
Thade:
They outnumber us four to one!
Nova:
Why can't we simply sterilize them all?
Nado:
The cost would be prohibitive. Although scientists tell me. . . . . .these humans carry terrible diseases.
Ari:
How would we know? The army burns the bodies before they're examined. Father?
Sandar:
At times, perhaps, the senate feels that the army has been. . .. . .a tad extreme.
Thade: [[Extremism]
] in defense of apes is no vice, senator! Your ideas threaten our prosperity! The human problem can't be solved with money!
Nado:
We tried that once, and all we got was. .. . .a welfare state that nearly broke us.
Nova:
I think the city has about as much diversity as I can handle.
Ari:
This garment was made by one of my humans. And can you deny the skill? Obviously, they're capable of a real culture.
Thade:
Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist.
Attar:
Bow your heads! We give thanks for the fruit of the land. Bless us, holy father, who created all apes in his image. Hasten the day when you will return and bring peace to your children. Amen.
Apes:
Amen.
Nado:
Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul.
Ari:
Of course they do.
Attar: [[blasphemy]
The senator's daughter flirts with ].
Thade:
Is there a soul in there? Do you have a towel?
Ari:
I've lost my appetite.
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Ed Wood - Misunderstandings About Identity and Intentions
Ed Wood:
Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out some time. Grab some dinner, maybe.
Vampira:
You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
Ed:
No, no. I'm just a transvestite.
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Ed Wood - Vampira Asserts Her Professional Integrity
Vampira:
Look, buddy, I've got real offers from real studios. I don't need to blow some dentist to get a part. Forget it.
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