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Lisa Ryder Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Lisa Ryder

8 quotes
A Wake-Up Call After Centuries of Death
Brodski How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski That's one hell of a wake-up call.
Declaration of Existence
Kay-Em 14 I AM real.
Confrontation and Conflict in Jason X
Kay-Em 14 Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
[to Jason]
Discussion on Polystyrene and Glucomazine Adjustments
KAY-EM 14 So do you like them?
Tsunaron Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
Tsunaron Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
KAY-EM 14 If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
Tsunaron Yeah, sure.
KAY-EM 14 Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
Tsunaron Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
KAY-EM 14 You are afraid I would malfunction?
Tsunaron If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
KAY-EM 14 I wouldn't mind.
Tsunaron Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
A Playful Command in a Sci-Fi Setting
Kay-Em 14 Giddy-up!
Identifying the Creature's Face in Jason X
Janessa What the hell is that?
Lowe My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron It's a hockey mask.
Lowe Very good, Tsun.
Janessa What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14 Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Lowe Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
Survival Odds in Jason X Discussed
Tsunaron What do you think? Are we going to make it?
Kay-Em 14 That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
Tsunaron 12%? Can you come up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14 Nope.
Tsunaron Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!
Probability of Survival Increases to 53%
Tsunaron Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
Kay-Em 14 Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
Tsunaron You want to go for 100?