Joe Versus the Volcano - Awakening to Life's Wonders
Samuel Harvey Graynamore:
Ninety percent of people are asleep, and those of us who are awake look around in wonder.
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Joe Versus the Volcano - Sign of Sophistication in Communication
Samuel Harvey Graynamore:
I see it as a sign of tremendous sophistication that you haven't demanded my name or asked me what I'm doing here.
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Joe Versus the Volcano - Courage in Dangerous Decisions
Samuel Harvey Graynamore: [to Joe]
Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into the mouth of a smoking volcano? Damned if I know, Kimosabe. All I know is when you're making those kind of calls, you're up in the high country.
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Honey, I Blew Up the Kid - Understanding Electrical Forces and Their Effects
Diane:
I don't understand any of this.
Wayne:
Behind every electrical object, there's a magnetic force field.
Clifford Sterling:
That's what's causing the baby to grow.
Marshall Brooks:
Excuse me, but do these electrical object include neon lights?
Wayne:
Yeah, why?
Marshall Brooks:
Your son is heading for Las Vegas.
Diane, Wayne, Clifford Sterling:
Uh-oh.
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Honey, I Blew Up the Kid - Skepticism in a High-Stakes Situation
Wayne:
Mr. Sterling, sir, I can return my son back to normal!
Clifford Sterling:
You can?
Dr. Charles Hendrickson:
With that? Coca Cola bottles? Perhaps some chewing gum and twine?
Diane:
Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?
Wayne:
Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
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Honey, I Blew Up the Kid - The Clash of Inventive Ideas and Authority
Wayne:
You think I'm just some fun guy from Fresno who tinkered with crack pot ideas in his attic? Well let me tell you something, this country was built on the shoulders of people who tinkered with crack pot ideas in their attics, basements and backyards. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a two room flat!
Clifford Sterling:
Young man, don't presume to stand there and lecture me about great minds and great inventors. In all my years I've never worked with anyone who is a fool and I don't intend to start now. So, Charles, you're fired.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson:
What?
Clifford Sterling:
You're fired! So, Szalinski, what is your plan to get your kid back to normal by bed time?
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Airplane! - Regret Over Timing and Addiction
Steve McCroskey:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
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Airplane! - Regret Over Timing and Substance Use
Steve McCroskey:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
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Airplane! - Timing and Choices in Difficult Situations
Steve McCroskey:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Airplane! - Timing and Choices in Adversity
Steve McCroskey:
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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