A Night at the Roxbury - Concerns About Friendship and Fitness
Craig:
So hey, let me ask you something. How long have we been friends?
Steve:
All seven years of high-school.
Doug:
Yeah, at least.
Craig:
That's why I gotta be real with you right now. As a professional trainer, guys, I'm a little worried about your triceps. i mean you guys are going all the week out and it's called full extention. And I'm not seeing it.
Doug:
Craig, you're right. We actually had a long talk about that the other night.
Steve:
Looong taaalk.
Craig:
I just don't want you guys to cheat on yourselves. And I'm sorry to come down here like this but... pfff... in a weird way it's my job.
Steve:
Hey, that's why we love you and we hate you.
Craig:
So, still friends?
Doug and Steve:
You know it!
Craig:
I'm glad we had this talk.
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Daddy Day Camp - Conflict Over Identity and Insults
Lance: [berating Bobby J.]
You call that Canola?! That was embarrassing! What're you, a moron?!
Bobby J: [kicks Lance in the shin, and Lance falls into the climbing wall's supports, making it collapse; smugly; the wall lands on Canola's trophies, destroying them; regretfully; walks away in disappointment]
Moron?! You're the moron! Wall comin down. That's for telling everyone you're not my dad!
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