Lolita Davidovich Quotes

Jungle 2 Jungle

Reunion Amidst Confusion and Distraction

Charlotte Michael, you're back!

Ian Where's Brian? Brian, let's go. Come on. Come, come, come.

[to camera crew]

Charlotte Mmm. I missed you. You never called me.

[she and Michael kiss]

Ian We're here, but we're not "here," okay? Try to think of us as, uh, furniture.

Charlotte Just act natural. So, did you miss me, darling?

Michael I missed you very much.

Charlotte My pieces in the show were such a hit that Ian-- Michael Cromwell, this is Ian Finch-Chumley.

Michael Good to meet you, Ian.

Ian Hi, Michael.

Charlotte He's doing a profile on me for ]. He'll be following me from now through the spring collection, and he'll be covering the wedding as well. Isn't that fabulous?

[[w:FashionTV|the Fashion Channel]

Michael There's a-- There's a Fashion Channel?

[confused]

Ian Yeah.

[scoffs]

Charlotte Forget the camera. Just talk to me. They're furniture. Now, honey, did you get everything settled?

[uses finger to turn Michael's head]

Michael Yeah.

Charlotte Yes! Oh!

Charlotte So... what did you bring me?

Cameraman Ow!

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Jungle 2 Jungle

Cultural Clash Over Pushibushi in Jungle 2 Jungle

Mimi Matika? Nice pushibushi.

[searching for Matika; lifts up Charlotte's bedspread; Charlotte notices and screams in alarm]

Charlotte That is the last pushibushi you're gonna see around here, you little savage!

[gets up with bedspread wrapped around her and runs out room]

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Jungle 2 Jungle

Fashion and Dining Etiquette in Conversation

Fiona Oh, my God! Oh, Charlie, this is fabulous!

Michael Mimi, get down.

Charlotte When I saw the shoulders on this gown, I plotzed. I said to myself, "Fiona, this, this is the future of fashion.

[referring to sketches]

Michael Oh, no. Remember what I told ya? Forks go on the left side. This side. Small fork on the outside. Take your Knife, put it over next to the spoon. The blade-- Blade in. Perfect. Yeah. Might wanna work on that one too.

Mimi In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.

Michael In New York, New York, we eat with forks.

Mimi When are we gonna eat? I'm famished.

[snorts]

Charlotte A little champagne? Gino, why don't you show her the bridesmaids sketches?

Fiona Show me, show me, show me, show me. Oh, I'm loving this. Ah!

[sniffs]

Charlotte What is taking so long with the food?

Michael I'll give them a call.

Fiona I don't eat meat, I don't eat dairy or nightshade vegetables, and, of course, I don't touch ].

[[w:Preservative|preservatives]

Michael Obviously. Mmh!

[under his breath; Charlotte kicks him]

Mimi Cat fat.

[to Fiona]

Fiona Mm-hmm.

Mimi We eat cat.

Fiona Excuse me?

[doorbell rings]

Patricia That must be the food.

Fiona Oh! Finally.

Patricia Gino, Louis.

Gino Coming.

Patricia We are not going to eat the cat.

[slowly picks up the Coco]

Mimi Cat's job, feed people.

Michael No, not here. Here, cat's job is to sleep and lick crotch.

Fiona Oh, Charlie, it smells so good! I can't stand it! Of course, this is much too much for me. Did they forget my tiramisu? Oh, God!

[they arrive in kitchen and Mimi is squatting on table eating cat food; gasps in shock]

Mimi This much tasty. Your female makes good food, Baboon.

Louis Ohh!

[faints again]

Gino Oh, Louis, you are such a cliché.

[to Louis]

Charlotte You had no right to change the rules.

Michael What rules?

Charlotte When we talked about having children, we agreed that you would be my child and that I would be your child, and now I find out that you've had a child all along.

Michael Wait a second. Are you saying that I knew that I had a child?

Charlotte Well, if I had a child, I certainly would have known.

Michael Hello! You're a woman. Of course you'd know. You're there when you have it. Look, there's no magical bond between a father and son that spans the continents. The only reason I know I have a child is because you insisted I go down to the Amazon to finalize the divorce.

Charlotte Oh, so, now you're saying that you having a child is my fault? I don't think so, Michael.

Michael Mimi's just visiting. I wanna show him a good time. After that, he goes back home, and we can go back to being the way we were. Entirely wrapped up in ourselves.

Charlotte Promise?

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Jungle 2 Jungle

Unexpected Returns from South America

Michael Are you upset?

Charlotte You brought back a child. Everyone else I know comes back from South America with a bag of coffee.

Michael Well, I have ten million bags of coffee.

Charlotte I thought I'd bring back something with a little less caffeine. I have a show to prepare and a wedding to plan.

Michael That's months away. Honey? He's only gonna be here for a short while.

[gestures to cameraman to come closer to him and then gut-punches him]

Cameraman UHH!

[in pain]

Michael Mimi.

[Mimi appears in the floor]

Mimi Baboon.

Michael What have you done with Mr. Kempster?

[Mimi and Richard appear]

Richard Excuse me! Michael! Do you know who Matika is?

Karen Daddy!

Richard Karen. Look at you, you look... beautiful.

Mimi Angel on table.

[lovestruck]

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Play It to the Bone

Fair Decision in the Fight

Cesar Dominguez Grace, who do you think won the fight? Vince, or me?

Grace Pasic I think it was a fair decision.

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Play It to the Bone

A Reflection on Their Time Together

Grace Pasic Cesar, it was a nice three months together.

Cesar Dominguez Six. It was six months, honey.

Grace Pasic But only three were nice.

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Jungle 2 Jungle

Discussion on the Rainforest's Importance

Charlotte Look at me. I'm smoking.

[with cigarette]

Ian The rainforest is a very hot issue. Being associated with this, uh, jungle bloke, it can only help you.

Charlotte Where's the rain forest?

Ian Brian, find out where the rainforest is.

Brian Right.

Charlotte Oh!

[sees Mimi Siku and gasps]

Michael Mimi Siku, this is Charlotte, and, uh, Charlotte, this is Mimi Siku.

Charlotte It's a pleasure to meet you, Mimi Siki.

Michael Mimi Siku.

Charlotte Mimi Siku.

Mimi This your female, Baboon?

Michael This is my female.

Charlotte And as his female, I'd like to invite you to dinner tonight with Fiona Gluckman. She's the fashion editor of ]. Very major. She wants to see the sketches for my wedding trousseau. And if you're available, I'd love for you to join us. Is there anything special you like to eat?

[[w:Elle (magazine)|Elle magazine; to Michael; to Mimi]

Mimi Lizard guts.

Charlotte Lizard guts?

Michael Yes, but very lean.

Charlotte Great earrings. Honey!

[spots Mimi attempting to urinate in potted plant; shocked gasp]

Michael Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mimi, Mimi, Mimi. Do you remember what we talked about, using the toilet on the airplane? Let's continue to do that. I will find the men's room for him, and we will see you tonight. Come on, Mimi.

[runs over to Mimi; to Charlotte; to Mimi]

Charlotte Will he be wearing the loin cloth to dinner?

Michael I'll get him some clothes.

Play It to the Bone

Trust and Beauty in Cars

Grace Pasic Who would have thought that the Oldsmobile would come up with a muscle car? Listen to this.

[Working on the engine of her Oldsmobile Cutlass; revs the engine]

Cesar Dominguez That's beautiful!

Grace Pasic I don't trust a quiet car.

Play It to the Bone

The Consequences of Youthful Choices

Grace Pasic How old are you?

Lia Twenty.

Grace Pasic Another five years, you're gonna be sucked out, fucked out, doped out, lookin for a handout.

Lia Ah, but what a five years, huh?

Grace Pasic It's a choice. Go for it!

[as both laugh sarcastically]

Play It to the Bone

The Anarchist View of Church Music

Grace Pasic I love church music...

Vince Boudreau Church music? It's too good for the church. JESUS was too good for the church, ya ask me. You know, he shook things up. He was, uh, he was an ANARCHIST, ya know? He, uh, he threw the money lenders outta the temple. First thing he's gonna do when he comes back is torch the Vatican!

Grace Pasic Vince, come on!

Jungle 2 Jungle

Breakfast in the Jungle: A New Experience

French woman My little darlings. Ah. Ooh. Are your little bellies empty? Oh. Bonjour. Ah. Bonjour. We are all so happy today, n'est-ce pas?

[Mimi shoots a pigeon out of the French woman's hand, and the woman screams and cries]

Michael What's goin on up here? Did you-- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Go! Go! Mimi, you can't do this! You do not kill birds around here for breakfast! If you're hungry, ask me. I bought some stuff for you. This is what kids love. ].

[to Mimi; brings Mimi inside; holds up cereal box; [w:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]

Mimi What is?

Michael This is cereal! It's just corn, brown sugar, yellow #5 and zinc oxide? They've added a sunblock to it. You pour this on this, and that's your breakfast. Enjoy yourself. Charlie. Come on. Wake up, sweetheart. Wake up. Charlie. ] burned down.

[reading the ingredients on side of cereal box; in Charlotte's bedroom; [w:Bloomingdale's|Bloomingdale's]

Charlotte What?

[wakes up with a snort]

Michael Mimi's having breakfast out in the kitchen. I will be home before lunch. Bye.

Charlotte Wait. I can't watch him. Women's Wear is coming to the loft.

Michael You don't need to baby-sit him. He'll be fine. Now go back to sleep.

Charlotte Mmm.

Michael Mimi, I gotta get goin here. No. No! This isn't-- No. No, it's not your fault. I didn't mention that you usually put this in a bowl.

[Mimi has poured the cereal and milk on the counter]

Mimi When we go to Statue of Liberty?

Michael Uh, tomorrow.

Mimi Tomorrow?

Michael I know I told you we were going today, but I can't today. I-I-- The Baboon's makin some very big trades today.

Mimi Me go trade with Baboon.

Michael Baboon go alone. I'd like to be around you, but, but I'm obligated to go.

Mimi What means "obligated"?

Michael Obligated. It means... when you do something that you don't really wanna do.

Mimi Okay. Baboon obligated.

Michael And will you promise Baboon one thing? You won't shoot any more animals? And don't eat the cat. I'll bring food home.

Jungle 2 Jungle

Unexpected Panic in a Penthouse Apartment

Michael's Voice on Answering Machine Hi, we're not here right now. Leave a message. We'll call you right back.

[machine beeps]

Michael Charlie. Pick up. It's me. You're probably in the bathroom, making yourself look beautiful. Um, I don't want you feelin trapped by Mimi. Try to open up to him. Just don't leave him alone with the cat. I'll see you soon. I love you. Bye.

Charlotte Michael, don't hang up! Don't hang up! There's a spider! This can't be happening! This is a penthouse apartment!

[spots Matika crawling on a wall next to the door and screams; screams and fights off Matika from under door with toothbrush]

Memorable Quotes from Lolita Davidovich