Carole Shelley Biography
Carole Augusta Shelley (16 August 1939 – 31 August 2018) was an English-American actress who made her career in the United States and United Kingdom. Her many stage roles included Gwendolyn Pigeon in The Odd Couple and Madame Morrible in the original Broadway cast of the musical Wicked. She won the Tony Award for Best Actress in a Play for her performance in The Elephant Man in 1979.
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Fashion and Dining Etiquette in Conversation
Fiona:
Oh, my God! Oh, Charlie, this is fabulous!
Michael:
Mimi, get down.
Charlotte: [referring to sketches]
When I saw the shoulders on this gown, I plotzed. I said to myself, "Fiona, this, this is the future of fashion.
Michael:
Oh, no. Remember what I told ya? Forks go on the left side. This side. Small fork on the outside. Take your Knife, put it over next to the spoon. The blade-- Blade in. Perfect. Yeah. Might wanna work on that one too.
Mimi:
In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.
Michael:
In New York, New York, we eat with forks.
Mimi: [snorts]
When are we gonna eat? I'm famished.
Charlotte:
A little champagne? Gino, why don't you show her the bridesmaids sketches?
Fiona: [sniffs]
Show me, show me, show me, show me. Oh, I'm loving this. Ah!
Charlotte:
What is taking so long with the food?
Michael:
I'll give them a call.
Fiona: [[w:Preservative|preservatives]
I don't eat meat, I don't eat dairy or nightshade vegetables, and, of course, I don't touch ].
Michael: [under his breath; Charlotte kicks him]
Obviously. Mmh!
Mimi: [to Fiona]
Cat fat.
Fiona:
Mm-hmm.
Mimi:
We eat cat.
Fiona: [doorbell rings]
Excuse me?
Patricia:
That must be the food.
Fiona:
Oh! Finally.
Patricia:
Gino, Louis.
Gino:
Coming.
Patricia: [slowly picks up the Coco]
We are not going to eat the cat.
Mimi:
Cat's job, feed people.
Michael:
No, not here. Here, cat's job is to sleep and lick crotch.
Fiona: [they arrive in kitchen and Mimi is squatting on table eating cat food; gasps in shock]
Oh, Charlie, it smells so good! I can't stand it! Of course, this is much too much for me. Did they forget my tiramisu? Oh, God!
Mimi:
This much tasty. Your female makes good food, Baboon.
Louis: [faints again]
Ohh!
Gino: [to Louis]
Oh, Louis, you are such a cliché.
Charlotte:
You had no right to change the rules.
Michael:
What rules?
Charlotte:
When we talked about having children, we agreed that you would be my child and that I would be your child, and now I find out that you've had a child all along.
Michael:
Wait a second. Are you saying that I knew that I had a child?
Charlotte:
Well, if I had a child, I certainly would have known.
Michael:
Hello! You're a woman. Of course you'd know. You're there when you have it. Look, there's no magical bond between a father and son that spans the continents. The only reason I know I have a child is because you insisted I go down to the Amazon to finalize the divorce.
Charlotte:
Oh, so, now you're saying that you having a child is my fault? I don't think so, Michael.
Michael:
Mimi's just visiting. I wanna show him a good time. After that, he goes back home, and we can go back to being the way we were. Entirely wrapped up in ourselves.
Charlotte:
Promise?
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