Memorable Quotes from Lorna Thayer
3 quotesThe Weight of Unspoken Words
Carol Kelley
I don't suppose it really matters, but...
Allan Kelley
Does anything really matter to you anymore?
Carol Kelley
Oh, I'm sorry she heard, I'm... I didn't mean to...
Allan Kelley
You say a lot of things you don't mean, Carol. But you still say them, don't ya?
Carol Kelley
Yes. I'm not easy to get along with am I? Oh, I don't know. I think I could stand it, except for out there... all that wasteland and mountains. We might as well be on another planet. Oh, Alan without Sandy I don't know what would happen to me. It'd be just you and me and... Him. Always watching. Why doesn't he ever go away on his day off? Always watching us. Heaven knows thinking what thoughts.
Allan Kelley
We've been over this before. You must know by now, he's harmless.
Carol Kelley
I've never been sure.
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Exploring the Nature of the Soul
Allan Kelley
How do men have souls?
Carol Kelley
If I could answer that, I'd more than human.
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Diner Menu Restrictions and Customer Frustration
Bobby
I'd like a, uh, plain omelette, uh, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress
No substitutions.
Bobby
What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress
Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Bobby
Yeah, I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want.
Waitress
Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Bobby
Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress
I'm sorry. We don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby
What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress
Would you like to talk to the manager?
Palm
Hey, Mac . . .
Bobby
Shut up. You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
[''to Apodaca''; ''to the waitress'']
Waitress
I don't make the rules.
Bobby
Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
Waitress
A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby
Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress
You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby
I want you to hold it between your knees.
[''Palm and Terry smirk'']
Waitress
You see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
Bobby
You see this sign?
[sweeps all the water glasses and menus off the table]
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