Lou Myers Quotes

Clint How can such a pretty girl have such an ugly swing.

Earl The word normal and him don't often collide in the same sentence.

David Simms Can you people not see that I'm busy? I'm working. This is my office. Do I come to your office and ask for an autograph? I don't think so. Jesus. What an ugly dog.

TV Director Another driving range pro, it's all we needed. It's heroes that I need. Not obscure driving range pros.

Jim Nantz Unbelievable. McAvoy has done it. You just saw the greatest round in U.S. Open history. The all-time lowest round in a major doesn't belong to a Jack Nicklaus or an Arnold Palmer, Hogan, Nelson or Snead. It's been shot by the most improbable artist of all. Roy McAvoy has his signature on golf's all-time masterpiece round.

Doreen You're not one of those women who tries to fix men, I hope. I mean, men cannot be fixed, and especially him.