The Muppets Take Manhattan - A Confusion Over Grits and Counting
Rizzo the Rat:
What's this supposed to be?
Pete:
It's grits! Grits! Hominy grits!
Rizzo the Rat:
How should I know how many? Count em yourself.
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Fiddler on the Roof - Cultural Differences Highlighted in Humor
Tevye:
Thank you, your honor. You are a good man. If I may say so, it's too bad you're not a Jew.
Constable: [laughs]
That's what I like about you, Tevye. You're always joking.
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Fiddler on the Roof - Unexpected Compliments Across Cultural Divides
Constable:
You're an honest, decent person. Even though you are a Jew.
Tevye:
Oh... Thank you, your honor. How often does a man get a compliment like that?
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