Lucy Liu Quotes

Lindsey I'm short for my height.

O-Ren Ishii Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords. You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

Princess Pei Pei Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?

Lindsey Thanks for the sugar, sugar.

Lindsey I was thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight... maybe we could go out to dinner or something?

Grace Pasic How old are you?

Lia Twenty.

Grace Pasic Another five years, you're gonna be sucked out, fucked out, doped out, lookin for a handout.

Lia Ah, but what a five years, huh?

Grace Pasic It's a choice. Go for it!

O-Ren Ishii Swords, however, never get tired. I hope you saved your energy. If you haven't... You may not last five minutes. But as last looks go, you could do worse.

Lindsey How ironic.

Slevin I know, I don't even gamble.

Lindsey No. A mobster with a gay son. Now that's ironic.

O-Ren Ishii That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

O-Ren Ishii So that you understand how serious I am.... I'm going to say this in English. As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo ... except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!!! I didn't think so. Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned.