Memorable Quotes from Luis Guzmán
10 quotesHurricanes and Their Gendered Naming Commentary
Ray Castro
Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.
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Confronting Consequences of Reckless Actions
Pooley
Jesus, Moss. What are you gonna tell the captain? "I'm sorry about the 45 people I killed, I was horny?
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Reflections on Violence and Change in Life
Pachanga
Carlito, man, Death Valley out here, man. You know me, I take to the street with any of these Motherfuckers, man. But these new kids nowadays, man, they got no respect for human life. They shotgun you just to see you fly up in the air. You’re better off in jail.
Lalin
What do you mean? You didn’t hear? I took a few in the back. When the streets are mad at you she don’t put you in a box, she puts you in one of these things.
Saso
What has happened to you? What are you acting like this for? It doesn’t make sense that you should hate this guy. Because this guy is you, twenty years ago.
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Choosing Between Revenge and Happiness
Edmond
If you ever again presume to interfere in my affairs I will, I promise, finish what I started the day I met you. Do you understand?
Jacopo
I understand you are mad.
Edmond
Mad? My enemies are falling into my traps perfectly.
Jacopo
Mad, Your Grace, for ignoring this: You have a fortune, a beautiful woman who loves you. Take the money, take the woman and live your life. Stop this plan. Take what you have won.
Edmond
I can't.
Jacopo
Why not? I am still your man, Zatarra. I swore an oath. I will protect you. Even if it means I must protect you from yourself.
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Unexpected Revelations Among Friends
Chango
What's a baby cow gonna do to me?
Chango
Hey come on man! What you doing?
Sonny
Well what do you know, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants!
Pepper
He sees it!
[pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting]
Sonny
Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.
Chango
Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.
Sonny
I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?
Chango
I ain't telling you shit!
Sonny
It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!
Chango
Whoa!
[begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis]
Sonny
Damn, that looks like it hurts.
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Dreaming of Busting Corruption Among the Elite
Ray Castro
I have actually dreamed about this, about busting the top people, the rich people, WHITE people!
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Divine Observation in Times of Struggle
Jacopo
Once again, Zatarra, God sees you out of the corner of His eye.
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Loyalty Beyond Life and Death
Jacopo
I swear on my dead relatives, and even the ones who aren't feeling too good, I am your man forever.
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Conspiracy and Deception Perceived from Afar
Ray Castro
It sounds like they're conspiring to conspire. You know, I can feel the lies vibrating from that house.
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A Bold Plan for Revenge
Jacopo
Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?
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