The Hard Way - Confronting Consequences of Reckless Actions
Pooley:
Jesus, Moss. What are you gonna tell the captain? "I'm sorry about the 45 people I killed, I was horny?
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The Cowboy Way - Unexpected Revelations Among Friends
Chango:
What's a baby cow gonna do to me?
Chango:
Hey come on man! What you doing?
Sonny:
Well what do you know, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants!
Pepper: [pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting]
He sees it!
Sonny:
Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.
Chango:
Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.
Sonny:
I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?
Chango:
I ain't telling you shit!
Sonny:
It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!
Chango: [begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis]
Whoa!
Sonny:
Damn, that looks like it hurts.
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Traffic - Hurricanes and Their Gendered Naming Commentary
Ray Castro:
Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.
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Traffic - Dreaming of Busting Corruption Among the Elite
Ray Castro:
I have actually dreamed about this, about busting the top people, the rich people, WHITE people!
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Traffic - Conspiracy and Deception Perceived from Afar
Ray Castro:
It sounds like they're conspiring to conspire. You know, I can feel the lies vibrating from that house.
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Carlito's Way - Reflections on Violence and Change in Life
Pachanga:
Carlito, man, Death Valley out here, man. You know me, I take to the street with any of these Motherfuckers, man. But these new kids nowadays, man, they got no respect for human life. They shotgun you just to see you fly up in the air. You’re better off in jail.
Lalin:
What do you mean? You didn’t hear? I took a few in the back. When the streets are mad at you she don’t put you in a box, she puts you in one of these things.
Saso:
What has happened to you? What are you acting like this for? It doesn’t make sense that you should hate this guy. Because this guy is you, twenty years ago.
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The Count of Monte Cristo - Choosing Between Revenge and Happiness
Edmond:
If you ever again presume to interfere in my affairs I will, I promise, finish what I started the day I met you. Do you understand?
Jacopo:
I understand you are mad.
Edmond:
Mad? My enemies are falling into my traps perfectly.
Jacopo:
Mad, Your Grace, for ignoring this: You have a fortune, a beautiful woman who loves you. Take the money, take the woman and live your life. Stop this plan. Take what you have won.
Edmond:
I can't.
Jacopo:
Why not? I am still your man, Zatarra. I swore an oath. I will protect you. Even if it means I must protect you from yourself.
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The Count of Monte Cristo - Divine Observation in Times of Struggle
Jacopo:
Once again, Zatarra, God sees you out of the corner of His eye.
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The Count of Monte Cristo - A Bold Plan for Revenge
Jacopo:
Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?
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The Count of Monte Cristo - Loyalty Beyond Life and Death
Jacopo:
I swear on my dead relatives, and even the ones who aren't feeling too good, I am your man forever.
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