Memorable Quotes from Luke Bracey
1 quotePresentation Critique and Unexpected Injury
Howell
There's something off in your presentation, Private. Can't place it. Is it your hair? Is it the wrinkle in your trousers?
Smitty Ryker
I have a knife in my foot, Sergeant.
Howell
Oh, yes, of course, that's it. The knife. What is your name, soldier?
Smitty Ryker
Smitty Ryker.
Howell
No, your name is Private Idiot. Do you know why?
Smitty Ryker
Because I have a knife in my foot.
Howell
Who placed the knife there, Private?
Smitty Ryker
It was an accident, Sarge. We was playing Stretch.
Howell
I am heartened by the knowledge you did not place it there with intention. Who threw the knife?
Kirzinski
I did, Sergeant. Private Kirzinski.
Howell
You look part Indian. To what tribe do you belong, son?
Kirzinski
N-No, I'm Polish.
Howell
Wrong. I believe you must have Cherokee or Shawnee blood in you.
Kirzinski
No, Sergeant.
Howell
ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME, YOU WAGON-BURNING SON OF A BITCH?!
Kirzinski
NO, SERGEANT!
Howell
LET ME SEE YOUR INDIAN WAR CRY, SON!
Kirzinski
I-I don't...
Howell
LOUDER! LET ME SEE IT!
Howell
What is your animal spirit?! Are you a garter snake?!
Kirzinski
NO, SERGEANT!
Howell
Are you a chipmunk?
Kirzinski
NO, SERGEANT!
Howell
Are you a dancing reindeer?
Kirzinski
NO, SERGEANT!
Howell
Are you contradicting me, Private?
Kirzinski
NO, SERGEANT!
Howell
Good. Then I shall henceforth call you "Chief" as a sign of great respect to your people.
Kirzinski
Thank you, Sergeant!
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