Luke Wilson Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Luke Wilson

17 quotes

Vacancy

Dreams and Tensions at a Family Gathering

David Fox Boy, you were really dreaming over there earlier. You were mumbling, jerking around.

Amy Fox I dreamt you were trying to kill me. We were at my parents anniversary party and my mother wouldn't stop talking. You started screaming you couldn't take it anymore, and then you tried to strangle me.

David Fox Hey, at least you were dreaming about me, right? That's kind of an improvement.

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Vacancy

Neighborly Disturbance in Hotel Room 3

Mason Everything alright, Mr. Fox?

David Fox Uh, no, because the asshole in the room right beside us keeps banging on the walls and won't stop. You got any ideas?

Mason The room beside you?

David Fox Yeah, room 3. Uh, I go over there to talk with the guy to try to get him to stop, but he just kind of keeps doing it. So, uh, I gotta say I don't know what his problem is.

Mason It's very strange, seeing as you folks are the only guests I've got in here tonight.

David Fox Well, somebody's in there, okay, and I gotta say I'm pretty exhausted.

Mason You sure it's room 3?

David Fox Yeah. We're in the corner, right? Number 4? Well, it's the room right besides us with the big rusty 3 on it!

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Vacancy

Discussion on Gas Prices and Business Hours

David Fox Do you think they're closed?

[driving to gas station]

Amy Fox Since 1957.

David Fox That's too bad, because they've got good gas prices.

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Vacancy

Invitation to Play a Dangerous Game

David Fox Why don't you open the door? Want to play some games? I'll play some fucking games with you.

[getting fed up from the noise next door; continues to knock but no one answers]

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Vacancy

Reflections on Missed Opportunities and Nature

David Fox Never see stars anymore. At least not in L.A. It's kind of nice out here, really. I bet Charlie would've liked it.

Amy Fox Well you should've brought us sometime. We never went anywhere; the job was always too important to leave.

David Fox Why do you do that?

Amy Fox Do what?

David Fox Every time I mention his name you take a shot at me.

Amy Fox Well stop mentioning his name!

David Fox Well you see, I'm not like you Amy. I'd rather just kind of remember him and deal with the pain.

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Rushmore

Misunderstanding Uniforms in a Casual Exchange

Max Fischer I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Dr. Peter Flynn These are O.R. scrubs.

Max Fischer Oh, are they?

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Vacancy

Identifying the Right Room

Amy Fox Is that this room?

[watching snuff film]

David Fox It sure looks like it.

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Vacancy

Desperate Call for Help at the Motel

Mason 911 Emergency?

David Fox Yeah, hello. We need some help. Some people are trying to kill us.

Mason Where are you located, sir?

David Fox Me and my wife, we're at this motel, the Pinewood Motel. It's near the mountains. They've got us trapped.

Mason Who has you trapped, sir?

David Fox I don't know. We just need help. The Pinewood Motel.

Mason Yes, sir. Do you have an address?

David Fox No! It's near some woods. Jesus Christ, look it up!

Mason You're going to need to settle down, sir. You'll never survive if you lose control, Mr. Fox.

Mason You shouldn't be wandering around in the dark by yourself.

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Vacancy

Questioning the Motives of Others

Amy Fox Why are they doing this?

David Fox They might be enjoying themselves.

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Vacancy

Navigating Choices in a Tense Situation

Amy Fox Why didn't you just stay on the interstate?

David Fox I don't know. I guess I just wanted to make this as miserable as possible, you know? See just how big a bitch you'd be about it.

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Vacancy

A Warning Against Staying in Danger

David Fox Look, if we stay here, we're going to wind up like all of them.

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Vacancy

Reflections on Relationships and Family Expectations

David Fox I guess it could be worse, you know. We could be stuck in that twin bed at your folk's house, trying to pretend like we're a happy couple.

Amy Fox God, I should've told my mom about us.

David Fox Why ruin their party though? I think the thing to do is just tell them after we've signed the papers. It felt really strange to be at that party, watching them all, celebrate being together all those years. How'd it make you feel?

Amy Fox I don't know. Tired.

David Fox I'm sorry. Never should've gotten off the interstate, either.

Amy Fox Miss our last one great adventure together?

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Vacancy

Navigating Challenges in Unfamiliar Territory

David Fox So how far back was the gas station?

Amy Fox I don't know, about a mile. Kind of a long walk in the middle of the night.

David Fox Yeah, I mean I guess we could just sit here and hope some idiots like us come along and give us a hand, huh?

Amy Fox I didn't get us lost.

David Fox No, you slept for three hundred miles, thanks to your Zoloft-Prozac cocktail.

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