Faces - Humorous Exchange About a Riddle
Richard Forst:
What is it that's black and white and red all over?
Maria Forst:
A newspaper.
Richard Forst:
No, a zebra's ass.
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Faces - Divorce Announcement Sparks Mixed Emotions
Richard Forst:
I want a divorce.
Richard Forst:
Did you hear what I said?
Maria Forst: [laughing]
Oh, Dickie...
Richard Forst:
That's the only thing to do, isn't it? Well, why don't you laugh? It's funny!
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Faces - Shared Bitchiness Over Drinks
Richard Forst:
What do you want to drink?
Maria Forst:
Well, whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, because I feel very very bitchy tonight.
Richard Forst:
Well, I feel very, very bitchy too. That makes two of us.
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Faces - A Conversation About Home and Travel
Richard Forst:
No place like home.
Maria Forst:
What?
Richard Forst:
I said, "Have you ever been to Rome?
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Faces - A Neighborhood Film Discussion
Maria Forst: [[Ingmar Bergman|Bergman]
There's a ] film in the neighborhood.
Richard Forst:
I don't feel like getting depressed tonight.
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Battle Beyond the Stars - Conflict Over Priorities in Battle
Saint-Exmin: [''Having just bested Shad and Nell in a dogfight'']
The Valkyrie are great warriors. In our youth, we must leave home and fight in many battles until we have proven ourselves.
Shad:
Well, you've proven yourself to be a pain in the neck. So why don't you just... fly off?
Saint-Exmin:
But I wish to fight.
Shad: [''Exasperatedly'']
My PLANET is in danger, and you're playing TAG with me! Your ship is like a toy; you have no firepower.
Saint-Exmin:
It's one of the fastest in the universe.
Shad:
Well, the Varda teach us that "swift rain is little rain.
Saint-Exmin:
But I WANT to join.
Shad: [''He breaks off communications with her'']
But we don't want you, we don't need you, and we won't have you, so go count your coup somewhere else.
Nell:
You were a little harsh, weren't you?
Shad:
You saw her. She was PLAYING with me.
Nell:
Yes... and she WON.
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Battle Beyond the Stars - Countdown Confusion
Nell:
30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22... did I... did I say 15?
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