Mae WhitmanQuotes

Ramona: We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.

Scott: No, I'm fine. It's just--

Ramona: It's just"?

Scott: Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?

Ramona: Well, so far, you're not a total ass.

Scott: But I'm part ass?

Ramona: If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.

Scott: Wait, is that good?

Ramona: It's what I need right now.

Scott: But not later?

Ramona: Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.

Scott: [he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.] I'd just like to live.

Ramona: Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.

Scott: Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?

Ramona: Exes.

Scott: Whatever.

Ramona: No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?

Scott: I believe I broke up with her.

Ramona: And was she cool with that?

Scott: Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.

Ramona: You're sure about that?

Scott: Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.

Knives: [whines; echoing] No!

Ramona: What about you and Kim?

Scott: Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.

Ramona: That's it?

Scott: Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.

Ramona: That's really the whole story?

Scott: Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall, purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?

Ramona: Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.

Scott: I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.

Ramona: Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.

Scott: [rubbing his eyes] I think this "ex-boyfriends" thing is messing with my head.

Ramona: Exes.

Scott: [gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.; stands up, thinking] Why do you keep saying that? The girl from earlier?

Ramona: Roxy?

Scott: You know this girl?

Roxy: Oh, boy, does she know me.

Scott: [deeply confused] What is she talking about?

Roxy Richter: He really doesn't know?

Scott: [realisation dawning] Wait.

Roxy: [smiles suggestively] Hmm.

Scott: [to Ramona; shocked] You and her?!

Ramona: It was just a phase.

Roxy: [incensed] Just a phase"?

Scott: You had a sexy phase?

Ramona: It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.

Roxy: [angrily] It meant nothing"?!

Ramona: I was just a little bi-curious.

Roxy: [cracks knuckles; performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.] Well, honey... I'm a little bi-FURIOUS!

Ramona: Do that again, and I will end you!

Roxy: [whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.] Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! The League has spoken!

Ramona: [pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse] Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North!