Memorable Quotes from Mae Whitman
2 quotesQuestioning Past Relationships and Their Impact
Ramona
We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott
No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona
It's just"?
Scott
Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?
Ramona
Well, so far, you're not a total ass.
Scott
But I'm part ass?
Ramona
If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.
Scott
Wait, is that good?
Ramona
It's what I need right now.
Scott
But not later?
Ramona
Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay? I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.
Scott
I'd just like to live.
[he and Ramona arrive at The Clash at Demonhead's after-party.]
Ramona
Look, I know Todd was bad news, but are you saying Envy wasn't? We all have baggage.
Scott
Yeah, well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes. What did you do to make your ex-boyfriends so insane?
Ramona
Exes.
Scott
Whatever.
Ramona
No breakup is painless; somebody always gets hurt. What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?
Scott
I believe I broke up with her.
Ramona
And was she cool with that?
Scott
Knives is with Young Neil now; she's totally cool with it.
Ramona
You're sure about that?
Scott
Yeah, she's very mature for her age. We had a very healthy break-up. We're all peaches and gravy.
Knives
No!
[whines; echoing]
Ramona
What about you and Kim?
Scott
Me and Kim? I can barely remember. It was high school. She had freckles.
Ramona
That's it?
Scott
Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.
Ramona
That's really the whole story?
Scott
Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall, purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay? And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the Earth. Does that make you feel any better?
Ramona
Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.
Scott
I'm sorry; I'm not usually like this.
Ramona
Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.
Scott
I think this "ex-boyfriends" thing is messing with my head.
[rubbing his eyes]
Ramona
Exes.
Scott
Why do you keep saying that? The girl from earlier?
[gets kicked in the face from behind, slams into the bar counter and falls flat on the floor. He looks up at his attacker.; stands up, thinking]
Ramona
Roxy?
Scott
You know this girl?
Roxy
Oh, boy, does she know me.
Scott
What is she talking about?
[deeply confused]
Roxy Richter
He really doesn't know?
Scott
Wait.
[realisation dawning]
Roxy
Hmm.
[smiles suggestively]
Scott
You and her?!
[to Ramona; shocked]
Ramona
It was just a phase.
Roxy
Just a phase"?
[incensed]
Scott
You had a sexy phase?
Ramona
It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.
Roxy
It meant nothing"?!
[angrily]
Ramona
I was just a little bi-curious.
Roxy
Well, honey... I'm a little bi-FURIOUS!
[cracks knuckles; performs a slow-mo spinning kick aimed at Scott but is blocked by Ramona. A pink VS. sign appears between them and Ramona throws Roxy back.]
Ramona
Do that again, and I will end you!
Roxy
Back off, has-bian! If Gideon can't have you, no one can! The League has spoken!
[whips off her belt, which turns into a chain-sword.]
Ramona
Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here, cause I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North!
[pulls a massive stone hammer out of her purse]
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Humorous Play on Words About Attraction
Bianca Piper
Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
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