Cecil B. Demented - Family Ties and Unusual Lineage
Raven:
My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell.
Honey Whitlock:
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Cecil B. Demented - Unexpected Revelation About Goat Urine
Raven:
It's goat urine!
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Cecil B. Demented - Raven's Unique Family Background
Raven:
I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell.
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Cecil B. Demented - Embrace Color in Your Life
Raven:
Satan says you need more color!
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Mona Lisa Smile - Seeking Independence and New Beginnings
Betty Warren:
Ms. Watson, can you get me in touch with your friend at Greenwich Village?
Mrs. Warren: [rudely pulls her to the side]
What do you need at Greenwich Village?
Betty Warren: [confronting her mother]
An apartment. I filed for divorce and since you know I'm not welcome in your house. You remember Giselle Levy. What did you call her? A New York kike, that's it. Well, she and I are going to be roommates.
Giselle Levy: [going to Betty]
Hi. Are you ready?
Betty Warren:
Yeah.
Katherine Watson: [Betty nods]
You ok. Greenwich Village.
Betty Warren:
For a while. Then who knows, maybe law school. Maybe Yale.
Katherine Watson: [proud of Betty]
Well, I wouldn't go up against you in any court, anywhere.
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Mona Lisa Smile - Late Night Conversations and Misunderstandings
Connie Baker:
And, it was perfect, romantic, we stayed up all night, talking.
Joan Brandwyn: [''to Giselle'']
You're late, what happened to Sunday brunch?
Giselle Levy:
We stayed up all night, too. Not talking.
Connie Baker:
The psychoanalyst again.
Giselle Levy:
Divine exhaustion.
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Mona Lisa Smile - Caution Against Unwanted Seating Arrangements
Giselle Levy: [''in reference to the husband in etiquette class'']
Whatever you do, don't put the boss's wife next to your husband.
Betty Warren:
Why not?
Giselle Levy:
She's screwing him.
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World Trade Center - Unexpected News About Will's Location
Brian Boel: [over phone]
Al, it's Brian. I just got in.
Allison Jimeno:
Hi, Brian.
Brian Boel:
Allison, listen, they sent Will down on a bus with a bunch of the guys.
Allison Jimeno:
So he did go down there?
Brian Boel:
Yeah.
Allison Jimeno:
And did he go in the buildings?
Brian Boel:
We don't know.
Allison Jimeno:
Brian, did he go in the buildings or did he not go in the buildings?
Brian Boel:
We're trying to find that out.
Allison Jimeno:
It's very basic. Did he go in or did he not go in?
Brian Boel:
Allison, I'll call you as soon as we know.
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Stranger Than Fiction - Conditional Acceptance of Apology
Ana Pascal:
Apology accepted. But only because you stammered.
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Stranger Than Fiction - Defiance Against the Tax Authority
Ana Pascal:
Get bent, taxman!
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