Total Recall - Customs Inspection on Mars Trip
Customs Agent:
How long do you plan to spend on Mars, M'aam?
Fat Lady:
Two weeks.
Customs Agent: [stamps passport]
Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?
Fat Lady:
Two weeks.
Customs Agent:
Excuse me?
Fat Lady: [starts having a seizure, attracting the attention of everyone. Richter, who is on Mars, pays attention to this odd sight]
Two weeks..two weeks...
Richter: [low voice; normal]
Quaid. That's Quaid!
Captain Everett:
What?
Richter:
The woman. Get him... her!
Everett: [points to woman]
Arrest that woman!
Douglas Quaid: [smiles at one guard and tosses head; guard does catch the head]
Catch!
Fat Lady: [Head explodes as Quaid runs past the guard]
Get ready for a surprise!
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