Memorable Quotes from Marc Alaimo
1 quoteCustoms Inspection on Mars Trip
Customs Agent
How long do you plan to spend on Mars, M'aam?
Fat Lady
Two weeks.
Customs Agent
Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?
[stamps passport]
Fat Lady
Two weeks.
Customs Agent
Excuse me?
Fat Lady
Two weeks..two weeks...
[starts having a seizure, attracting the attention of everyone. Richter, who is on Mars, pays attention to this odd sight]
Richter
Quaid. That's Quaid!
[low voice; normal]
Captain Everett
What?
Richter
The woman. Get him... her!
Everett
Arrest that woman!
[points to woman]
Douglas Quaid
Catch!
[smiles at one guard and tosses head; guard does catch the head]
Fat Lady
Get ready for a surprise!
[Head explodes as Quaid runs past the guard]
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