Drowning Mona - Accusations and Denials Among Family Tensions
Jeff Dearly: [while threatening to kill himself]
I know you all think I killed my parents.
Chief Wyatt Rash:
We don't think you killed anybody!
Jeff Dearly:
Yeah? Well, you're full of shit! Everyone know I've been wanting to get back at her ever since that night...
Jeff Dearly:
Hey, Ma, there's no more beer. Give me some of yours.
Mona Dearly:
Don't touch that beer, Jeff.
Jeff Dearly: [reaches out]
Oh, give it to me.
Mona Dearly:
I SAID...
Jeff Dearly: [screams in pain]
FUCK!
Jeff Dearly:
Was I so wrong?
Lt. Feege Gruber:
You bet your ass.
Jeff Dearly:
Yeah, but, I didn't kill her. Look, don't get me wrong: I'm glad she's dead and all, but I sure as hell didn't do it.
Chief Wyatt Rash:
Jeff, I know you didn't kill her.
Jeff Dearly:
I didn't kill my dad neither.
Chief Wyatt Rash:
Then why don't you give me the gun.
Jeff Dearly: [puts the gun to head]
BECAUSE MY LIFE SUCKS, MAN!
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Drowning Mona - Innocence and Maturity in Unexpected Moments
Bobby Kalzone:
Dude, she's like 13.
Jeff Dearly:
Finally!
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Drowning Mona - Tragic News Unfolds by the Lakeside
Jeff Dearly:
Where's my car?
Deputy Jimmy D.:
Well Jeff, it's a little bit more serious than your car.
Jeff Dearly:
Would someone mind tellin me what the hell's goin on?
Deputy Tony Carlucci:
Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I'm afraid she's dead.
Jeff Dearly:
What was she doing in my car?
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Drowning Mona - Assertion of Communication Ability
Jeff Dearly:
Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute.
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Drowning Mona - Demanding Fair Share in a Dispute
Jeff Dearly:
I want half. And don't give me none of that "fifty-percent" shit.
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