Marge Redmond Quotes

Nun: Oh, I . . . I'm terribly sorry.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: All my fault, Sister. I was just trying to, uh, I'm his brother-in-law, Sister.

Nun: I see.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: And this is his mother, Sister, and this is my wife, his sister, Sister.

Nun: How do you do?

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: We were sort of anxious to find out if, uh . . .

Nun: I understand. But it'll be a few more minutes.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: [to his sobbing mother-in-law] Thank you, Sister. Shut up, Mother.

Harry Hinkle's mother: [to Charlotte Gingrich] Poor Harry. He was always so brittle. Remember when he fell off the garage?

Charlotte Gingrich: Oh, Mother, not that old story again.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: What story?

Harry Hinkle's mother: When they were kids in Toledo, he and Charlotte were playing paratrooper. She pushed him off the roof.

Charlotte Gingrich: I didn't push him, he jumped. And anyway, he had an umbrella. Is it my fault if he forgot to open it?

Charlotte Gingrich: Children! Jeffrey. Ginger. Cut that out. This is a hospital.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Let em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.

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