Memorable Quotes from Marge Redmond
2 quotesUnexpected Introductions Among Family and Friends
Nun
Oh, I . . . I'm terribly sorry.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich
All my fault, Sister. I was just trying to, uh, I'm his brother-in-law, Sister.
Nun
I see.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich
And this is his mother, Sister, and this is my wife, his sister, Sister.
Nun
How do you do?
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich
We were sort of anxious to find out if, uh . . .
Nun
I understand. But it'll be a few more minutes.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich
Thank you, Sister. Shut up, Mother.
[to his sobbing mother-in-law]
Harry Hinkle's mother
Poor Harry. He was always so brittle. Remember when he fell off the garage?
[to Charlotte Gingrich]
Charlotte Gingrich
Oh, Mother, not that old story again.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich
What story?
Harry Hinkle's mother
When they were kids in Toledo, he and Charlotte were playing paratrooper. She pushed him off the roof.
Charlotte Gingrich
I didn't push him, he jumped. And anyway, he had an umbrella. Is it my fault if he forgot to open it?
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Hospital Humor Amidst Seriousness
Charlotte Gingrich
Children! Jeffrey. Ginger. Cut that out. This is a hospital.
William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich
Let em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.
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