Wet Hot American Summer - Last Day at Camp Conversations
Katie:
Well, I just wanna spend some time with you, you know? It's our last day at camp.
Andy:
My butt itches.
Katie:
What are you talking about? Hey, we're soulmates, right?
Andy:
What? Yeah, whatever, if you want... J.J., save me a waffle man!
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Wet Hot American Summer - Priorities of a 16-Year-Old Heart
Katie:
Listen, Coop - last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you. But you're really nice, I mean everybody thinks so. And, I'm sorry if this isn't the direction you saw things going between us. I still totally wanna be friends. You better write me a letter, okay?
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