Napoleon Dynamite - Napoleon's Creative Current Event Presentation
Teacher:
Your current event, Napoleon.
Napoleon:
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced...placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Court Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally.
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