The Buddy Holly Story - A Lighthearted Exchange Between Buddy and Maria Elena
Buddy Holly:
Boo!
Maria Elena Holly:
Oh, you scared me half to death!
Buddy Holly:
Where're ya goin?
Maria Elena Holly:
I'm working
Buddy Holly:
Have you been getting anything special in the mail lately?
Maria Elena Holly:
Yes, and I don't mean to be rude, Buddy, but I just don't want to encourage you.
Buddy Holly:
Why not?
Maria Elena Holly:
There's no point going into it, just take my word. I think you're very sweet and thank you for the roses but now you're about to ask me out and I...
Buddy Holly:
Wait, just wait a minute, just wait a minute, let me explain one thing to you. I have never, ever chased after a girl before in my life and it feels funny to me. Now if you're not gonna go out with me I wanna know why. You do like me don't you?
Maria Elena Holly:
Yeah, I'm fond of you.
Buddy Holly:
Well then, what's the hold up?
Maria Elena Holly:
My aunt.
Buddy Holly:
Your aunt? Mrs Santiago in the publishing department? She doesn't even know me!
Maria Elena Holly:
It doesn't matter. You are a musician. And under no circumstances am I allowed to go out with a musician. I'm sorry.
Buddy Holly:
Well let me go talk to her.
Maria Elena Holly:
It won't do any good. That's not her only objection and you know it.
Buddy Holly:
Well, what is the other objection?
Maria Elena Holly:
I'm Puerto Rican. And you're, you're not.
Buddy Holly:
So I'll change my name to Chihuahua
Maria Elena Holly:
My aunt is very conscious of these things.
Buddy Holly:
Are you kidding me with this stuff about your aunt? You're not kidding? Maria I just went through this, with people who said a white act couldn't play with a coloured tour, we got along fine, we're still get along. I don't even know where Puerto Rico is. I've gotta go back there, we'll finish this later, ok?
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Desires and Misunderstandings Among Characters
Russell:
Ah, If you're looking for a payphone, forget it.
Biker Gang Leader:
I want a woman!
Conchita:
A real man!
Biker Gang Leader:
Ok!
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Conchita's Quest for a Real Man
Conchita:
Ah, you fruit-ah-cake!
Conchita:
What good are you?!
Conchita:
I come to this country to find a real man...and I will!
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Unexpected Desires in Conversation
Conchita:
Now you tell me, what would you like for the woman to do to you?
Russell:
(Smiles as he comes up with an plan) Oh, the woman? Nothing!
Conchita:
Nothing?! Then what excites you?
Russell:
Oh, tall, dark, sexy, sweaty, sun-tanned guerrilla fighters.
Conchita:
Si...si, si, si.
Russell:
Like your brother.
Conchita:
(rolls down off him) No!
Russell:
(starts talking and waiving his hands in a stereotyped gay fashion) Oh yes! He...he spends up a whole day fighting in the hills, single handedly killing half a dozen government troops with his great, big machete.
Russell:
Hmm, the sun is setting, he comes home. I'm waiting for him by the campfire...
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Unexpected Demands and Unconventional Encounters
Russell:
(assuming it's his roommate who has just went out hoping to get laid) Don't tell me, you forgot your dick!
Conchita:
(bursting in with a submachine gun) I...want yours!
Conchita:
Oy, Conchita Margarita Consuela Mario Henya Lopez Nazanine never takes no for an answer...now strip.
Conchita:
Your clothes - you take them off, and make love to me now.
Russell:
Conchita, Conchita, there is no sex at Buster Burger U.!
Conchita:
Oh yea?
Russell:
Ok, the pants...
Russell:
Are we satisfied?
Conchita:
Ah, I will tell you seven orgasms from now.
Conchita:
Make that eleven.
Russell:
Jesus, it's just not my day.
Conchita:
You will do as I say...or I will scream rape.
Russell:
Conchita, can we talk about this?
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Boundaries at BusterBurger University
Conchita:
I was hoping you to show. I am Conchita Nazanine. In "Gwokamolee" I am known as "The Lay of The Land".
Conchita:
I could teach you things you never knew could happen between two peoples!
Russell:
Ah, not tonight! No sex at BusterBurger U., remember?
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Hamburger: The Motion Picture - Name Confusion in a Humorous Exchange
Drill Sergeant:
Nazanine? Is that your real name or what?
Conchita:
Conchita Margarita Consuela Mario Henya Lopez Nazanine. It's real, mi general.
Drill Sergeant:
It says here you're from "GWOK-a-mole". You look like you're from "GWOK-a-mole"!
Conchita:
Gwok-a-MOL-ee"!
Drill Sergeant:
Whatever!
Conchita:
I have come to your country to learn the fast way to feed my starving people of the south.
Drill Sergeant:
Then you came to the right place, sister.
Sister Sara:
Yes?
Drill Sergeant:
No!
Sister Sara:
Sorry...
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