Memorable Quotes from Marilu Henner
8 quotesLearning the Art of Conversation
Trudi
Sheila has been studying the art of conversation.
Harris
Oh, you're taking a course in conversation?
Sheila
Yes.
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Urgent Message About Johnny's Brother's Danger
Lil
Get this to Johnny on the grapevine. Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tomorrow night. Got it?
Polly
Got it.
Polly
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's mother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner
Vermin's mother is going to kill Johnny tonight at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner
There's a message an the grapevine, Johnny.
Johnny
Yeah? What is it?
Prisoner
Johnny and the Mothers are playin Stompin at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.
Johnny
Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight!
Prisoner
I didn't say that.
Johnny
No, but I know this grapevine.
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Post-Flight Humor and Exhaustion
Roland
Sara just got off a plane from London.
Trudi
Oh, you must be exhausted.
Sara
Yes, I'm shattered, but it's nothing that some sleep and a good fuck wouldn't cure, as my sister used to say. Ha ha ha.
Roland
You'll have to forgive Sara.
Sara
Oh, it was just... it was just a figure of speech. I've been on a plane for twelve hours next to a crying baby.
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Decaffeinated Beverage Orders in Conversation
Tom
I'll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi
I'll have a decaf espresso.
Morris
I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Ted
Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris
I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Tom
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Morris
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia
I'll have a twist of lemon.
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Navigating New Places and New Beginnings
Lil
So when I was 18 I left home and came here to Chicago.
Johnny
Uh Lil, this ain't Chicago. We're in New York.
Lil
You're kidding... Well, New York, Chicago, to a girl on her own, it's all the same.
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The Discomfort of Social Greetings
Harris
I'm not kissing anyone hello anymore.
Trudi
Well just shake hands with them.
Harris
Are you kidding? I just wash my hands and I shake hands with some guy that feels like he's been squashing caterpillars.
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Complex Relationships and Unconventional Affections
Ma Kelly
You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin with ya.
Lil
Awww, what's that Mom Kelley?
Ma Kelly
I go both ways.
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A Question of Identity in Conversation
Johnny
Say kid, what do they call you?
Lil
Impressive.
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