L.A. Story - Post-Flight Humor and Exhaustion
Roland:
Sara just got off a plane from London.
Trudi:
Oh, you must be exhausted.
Sara:
Yes, I'm shattered, but it's nothing that some sleep and a good fuck wouldn't cure, as my sister used to say. Ha ha ha.
Roland:
You'll have to forgive Sara.
Sara:
Oh, it was just... it was just a figure of speech. I've been on a plane for twelve hours next to a crying baby.
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L.A. Story - The Discomfort of Social Greetings
Harris:
I'm not kissing anyone hello anymore.
Trudi:
Well just shake hands with them.
Harris:
Are you kidding? I just wash my hands and I shake hands with some guy that feels like he's been squashing caterpillars.
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L.A. Story - Learning the Art of Conversation
Trudi:
Sheila has been studying the art of conversation.
Harris:
Oh, you're taking a course in conversation?
Sheila:
Yes.
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L.A. Story - Decaffeinated Beverage Orders in Conversation
Tom:
I'll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi:
I'll have a decaf espresso.
Morris:
I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Ted:
Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris:
I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi:
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Tom:
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Morris:
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia:
I'll have a twist of lemon.
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Johnny Dangerously - Urgent Message About Johnny's Brother's Danger
Lil:
Get this to Johnny on the grapevine. Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tomorrow night. Got it?
Polly:
Got it.
Polly:
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner:
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's brother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner:
Vermin is going to kill Johnny's mother at the Savoy theater tonight, pass it on.
Prisoner:
Vermin's mother is going to kill Johnny tonight at the Savoy theater, pass it on.
Prisoner:
There's a message an the grapevine, Johnny.
Johnny:
Yeah? What is it?
Prisoner:
Johnny and the Mothers are playin Stompin at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.
Johnny:
Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight!
Prisoner:
I didn't say that.
Johnny:
No, but I know this grapevine.
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Johnny Dangerously - Navigating New Places and New Beginnings
Lil:
So when I was 18 I left home and came here to Chicago.
Johnny:
Uh Lil, this ain't Chicago. We're in New York.
Lil:
You're kidding... Well, New York, Chicago, to a girl on her own, it's all the same.
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Johnny Dangerously - A Question of Identity in Conversation
Johnny:
Say kid, what do they call you?
Lil:
Impressive.
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Johnny Dangerously - Complex Relationships and Unconventional Affections
Ma Kelly:
You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin with ya.
Lil:
Awww, what's that Mom Kelley?
Ma Kelly:
I go both ways.
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