Clerks - The Origin of a Nickname
Veronica: [after talking to William]
That was Snowball.
Dante:
Why do you call him that?
Veronica:
Sylvan made it up. It's a blowjob thing.
Dante:
What do you mean?
Veronica:
After he gets a blowjob, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.
Dante:
He requests this?
Veronica:
He gets off on it.
Dante:
Sylvan can be talked into anything.
Veronica:
Why do you say that?
Dante:
Like you said, she snowballed him.
Veronica:
Sylvan? No, I snowballed him.
Dante:
Yeah, right.
Veronica:
I'm serious.
Dante:
You sucked that guy's dick?!
Veronica:
Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...
Dante:
Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.
Veronica:
Because I never had sex with him.
Dante:
You sucked his dick!
Veronica:
We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.
Dante:
Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?!
Veronica:
Because I did only have sex with three different guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante:
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous.
Veronica:
Sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.
Dante:
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica:
Please calm down.
Dante:
How many?
Veronica:
Dante!
Dante:
How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica:
Let it go!
Dante:
How many?
Veronica:
All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante: [A customer comes up to the counter and Dante helps her while Veronica does some math]
This is different! This is important! How many? Well?
Veronica:
Um... something like 36.
Dante:
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE 36!?
Veronica:
Lower your voice.
Dante:
Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that include me?
Veronica:
Um... 37.
Dante:
I'M 37!?
Veronica:
I'm going to class.
Dante: [the customer walks up to pay]
Oh my God. 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer:
In a row?
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Clerks - Discussions on Attraction and Consent
Veronica:
You men make me feel sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.
Dante:
Animal, mineral or vegetable.
Veronica:
Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
Dante:
They put up the least amount of struggle.
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