Memorable Quotes from Marilyn Ghigliotti
2 quotesThe Origin of a Nickname
Veronica
That was Snowball.
[after talking to William]
Dante
Why do you call him that?
Veronica
Sylvan made it up. It's a blowjob thing.
Dante
What do you mean?
Veronica
After he gets a blowjob, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.
Dante
He requests this?
Veronica
He gets off on it.
Dante
Sylvan can be talked into anything.
Veronica
Why do you say that?
Dante
Like you said, she snowballed him.
Veronica
Sylvan? No, I snowballed him.
Dante
Yeah, right.
Veronica
I'm serious.
Dante
You sucked that guy's dick?!
Veronica
Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...
Dante
Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.
Veronica
Because I never had sex with him.
Dante
You sucked his dick!
Veronica
We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.
Dante
Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?!
Veronica
Because I did only have sex with three different guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous.
Veronica
Sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.
Dante
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica
Please calm down.
Dante
How many?
Veronica
Dante!
Dante
How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica
Let it go!
Dante
How many?
Veronica
All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante
This is different! This is important! How many? Well?
[A customer comes up to the counter and Dante helps her while Veronica does some math]
Veronica
Um... something like 36.
Dante
WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE 36!?
Veronica
Lower your voice.
Dante
Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that include me?
Veronica
Um... 37.
Dante
I'M 37!?
Veronica
I'm going to class.
Dante
Oh my God. 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
[the customer walks up to pay]
Customer
In a row?
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Discussions on Attraction and Consent
Veronica
You men make me feel sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.
Dante
Animal, mineral or vegetable.
Veronica
Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
Dante
They put up the least amount of struggle.
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