The King of Staten Island - Miscommunication in an Emergency Room
Scott Carlin:
Hi, this guy's been either shot or stabbed, I don't know, he's been kinda vague about it.
Admissions Nurse in ER:
Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed?
Shot or Stabbed Victim:
No, I fell in a thornbush.
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