Marius Weyers Quotes

Andrew Steyn Miss Thompson, if you make a fire, and a rhinoceros sees it he comes and stamps it out. Rhinos do that. It's a most interesting phenomenon.

Andrew Steyn She thinks I'm a lunatic and I don't blame her. You know she asked me what do I do? And I said I collect manure. I don't tell her that I analyze it for my doctoral thesis. I bet she thinks that I shovel the stuff.

Andrew Steyn That's a Wait-a-bit tree. You mustn't go near a Wait-a-bit tree. They grab you. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acacia_greggii)

Andrew Steyn I don't want to talk about it.

Andrew Steyn They're Tswanas. They always shake their heads when they mean to say yes.