In Bruges - Disappointment in Tourist Attractions
Overweight Man:
Been to the top of the tower?
Ray:
Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man:
It is? Guide book says it's a must see.
Ray:
Well you lot ain't goin up there.
Overweight Man:
Pardon me? Why?
Ray:
I mean it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny.
Overweight Man:
What exactly are you trying to say?
Ray:
What exactly am I trying to say? You's are a bunch of fuckin elephants!
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