Pee-wee's Big Adventure - Conflict Over a Beloved Bicycle
Pee-wee:
Still wanna buy my bike, Francis?!
Francis:
What would I do with that old relic? I can have any bike in the world!
Pee-wee:
AHA! You don't want it anymore, because you already have it! Tell me where it is before I lose patience with you, Francis!
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure - A Birthday Wish and a Friendly Exchange
Francis:
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Pee-Wee:
Hello, Francis.
Francis:
Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
Pee-wee:
Good for you and your father.
Francis:
So guess what I want.
Pee-wee:
A new brain.
Francis: [Pee-wee laughs on the ground]
No! Your bike. What's so funny, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee: [gets back on his feet]
It's not for sale, Francis!
Francis:
My father says everything's negotiable, Pee-wee.
Pee-wee:
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for 100 billion-million-TRILLION dollars!
Francis:
Then you're crazy!
Pee-wee:
I know you are, but what am I?
Francis:
You're a nerd!
Pee-wee:
I know you are, but what am I?
Francis:
You're an idiot!
Pee-wee:
I know you are, but what am I?
Pee-wee and Francis:
I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?!
Pee-wee:
Infinity!
Francis:
No. I'm not.
Pee-wee and Francis:
You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!
Francis:
Oh, shut up, Pee-wee!
Pee-wee:
Why don't you make me?
Francis:
Why don't you make me?
Pee-wee:
Because I don't make monkeys. I just train em!
Francis: [Pee-wee puts his hand beside his left ear]
Oh, Pee-wee, listen to reason! Come on!
Pee-wee:
Shh! I'm listening to reason.
Francis:
Pee-wee!
Pee-wee: [takes his bike]
That's my name, don't wear it out!
Francis:
Remember the first time I saw your bike? You were riding past my house, and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?
Pee-wee: [chuckles and leaves with his bike]
I love that story.
Francis: [angrily points his finger at his rival]
You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!
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