Memorable Quotes from Mark Holton
2 quotesA Birthday Wish and a Friendly Exchange
Francis
Good morning, Pee-wee.
Pee-Wee
Hello, Francis.
Francis
Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
Pee-wee
Good for you and your father.
Francis
So guess what I want.
Pee-wee
A new brain.
Francis
No! Your bike. What's so funny, Pee-wee?
[Pee-wee laughs on the ground]
Pee-wee
It's not for sale, Francis!
[gets back on his feet]
Francis
My father says everything's negotiable, Pee-wee.
Pee-wee
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for 100 billion-million-TRILLION dollars!
Francis
Then you're crazy!
Pee-wee
I know you are, but what am I?
Francis
You're a nerd!
Pee-wee
I know you are, but what am I?
Francis
You're an idiot!
Pee-wee
I know you are, but what am I?
Pee-wee and Francis
I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?! I know you are, but what am I?!
Pee-wee
Infinity!
Francis
No. I'm not.
Pee-wee and Francis
You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!
Francis
Oh, shut up, Pee-wee!
Pee-wee
Why don't you make me?
Francis
Why don't you make me?
Pee-wee
Because I don't make monkeys. I just train em!
Francis
Oh, Pee-wee, listen to reason! Come on!
[Pee-wee puts his hand beside his left ear]
Pee-wee
Shh! I'm listening to reason.
Francis
Pee-wee!
Pee-wee
That's my name, don't wear it out!
[takes his bike]
Francis
Remember the first time I saw your bike? You were riding past my house, and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?
Pee-wee
I love that story.
[chuckles and leaves with his bike]
Francis
You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!
[angrily points his finger at his rival]
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Conflict Over a Beloved Bicycle
Pee-wee
Still wanna buy my bike, Francis?!
Francis
What would I do with that old relic? I can have any bike in the world!
Pee-wee
AHA! You don't want it anymore, because you already have it! Tell me where it is before I lose patience with you, Francis!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.