Inspector Gadget 2 - Law and Order in Unlikely Situations
Inspector Gadget:
You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law.
Chief Quimby:
That's what you said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (A flashback shows a group of girl scouts posing for mugshots)
Inspector Gadget:
Those cookies were three days past expiration date!
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Confrontation Among Mayor, Chief, and Villain
Mayor Wilson:
Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
Chief Quimby:
You'll never get away with this, Claw!
Dr. Claw:
We'll see.
Chief Quimby: [still laughing]
G2, see!
G2:
Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
Dr. Claw:
Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Inspector Gadget Faces Dismissal from Chief Quimby
Inspector Gadget:
Fired? You can't fire me. I quit! (Quimby scoffs) Wait a second, I don't want to quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault. (Gadget pulls out a chip that Claw's men left on his back to prove to Chief Quimby that he has actually found evidence) Look what Baxter found on me: a circuit override chip.
Chief Quimby:
(Furious as he refuses to listen and doesn't care, since Gadget is fired) I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste, and caused $100,000 in damages! (sternly) Turn in your badge, Gadget.
Inspector Gadget:
(shocked) Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be my entire life, was a crime fighter.
Chief Quimby:
(still stern) Your badge. (Gadget pulls out his badge from his coat pocket, and slides it in front of Chief Quimby) Well, that would be all... Mr. Gadget.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Misunderstandings in a Stakeout Situation
Chief Quimby:
(Furious) GADGET! I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout!
Inspector Gadget:
That's not entirely accurate, chief. You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
G2:
Then how did you manage to get tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
Inspector Gadget:
Well, you gave me backup at the bar, I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.
G2:
I never need backup.
Inspector Gadget:
Chief, you have to put me back on the case. The Department needs me!
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Inspector Gadget 2 - A Warning about Real Crimes
Chief Quimby:
Mom's tough love. (sternly) This is your last warning, Gadget. Stick to solving real crimes.
Inspector Gadget:
Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton prison.
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Inspector Gadget 2 - Gadget's Malfunction Leads to Sticky Situation
Inspector Gadget:
I'm all messed up!
Baxter:
I'm sorry, Gadget, but I don't see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget:
Watch. Go Go Gadget Toothbrush. (Gadget Bubble gum shoots Baxter) See? Bubble gum.
Baxter:
I see what the problem is.
Inspector Gadget:
Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
Baxter:
You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, misbound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. Soon, we'll be unveiling something... (top secret door closes) Soon, that'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.
Inspector Gadget:
Wowsers. Thanks, Baxter. Well, better go check in with the chief.
Baxter:
I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
Chief Quimby:
Where is he?! Gadget!
Baxter:
Ooh. Oh.
Chief Quimby:
You put my mother in jail for drag racing?
Inspector Gadget:
And driving without a license. You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law".
Chief Quimby:
This is what you also said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies! (mugshot of ranger girls in jail, taking pictures)
Inspector Gadget:
Those "cookies" were three days past expiration date!
Chief Quimby:
You are this close to being put on probation, Gadget. Now, let's get my mother out. Heaven knows what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes.
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