Friday the 13th - Discussion About a Snake Encounter
Alice:
(after Bill kills the snake) Is it dead?
Ned:
Either that or it's got a very short clone.
Marcie:
Well, at least we know what's for dinner.
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Friday the 13th - Searching for the Town's Eccentric Character
Officer Dorf:
Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned:
(acting silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on) Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf:
I told you to sit on it, Tonto. Now, I got word that Ralph was out here, spouting his Gospel.
Bill:
This guy, Ralph, is he dangerous or anything?
Officer Dorf:
Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling." Then I spend the morning in court, and he gets a week in jail.
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Friday the 13th - Cultural Sensitivity in Humor and Its Missteps
Ned:
(doing a rain-dance wearing a stereotypical Native American headdress on) I'm just kidding around, officer.
Officer Dorf:
Can it, Cochise.
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Friday the 13th - Misunderstandings Over Cannabis Among Friends
Officer Dorf:
What you been smoking, boy?
Jack:
Smoke? Don't smoke! Causes cancer.
Officer Dorf:
You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man. Hash, grass, the weed, dig it?
Ned:
Does he mean what I think he means?
Officer Dorf:
Hey, don't get smart!
Ned:
Me? I'm as dumb as they come.
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Friday the 13th - Ice Cream Flavors and Personalities
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