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Mars Callahan Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Mars Callahan

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Miscommunication About a Party Invitation
Johnny Oh, fuck! Jesus! Fucking crap!
[''Tara pours a bucket of water on an asleep Johnny who leaps out of bed'']
Tara Did you forget something?
Johnny It's your boss party tonight, and I'm supposed to wear a suit, right?
Tara It was my birthday last night, Johnny.
Johnny It was?
Tara God damn you.
[''Walks away'']
Johnny Hey. Why didn't you say something last night?
[''Walks after her, to her picking up papers on coffee table'']
Tara What's this? you're playing again, aren't you? So, thats what's more important than me last night? The fucking game? I thought we were through all that. What about your job with Jack?
[''Holds up cash wad'']
Johnny What about my job with Jack?" It didn't work out, all right?
Tara Why?
Johnny What, do I look like a construction worker to you? ] and ]? Is that what you want? You think I like living with you like some kind of kept man? Breaking my back for peanuts while you pick up the check? I play pool, Tara, THAT'S WHAT I DO. You know, I beat a pro last night. First time I picked up a cue in forever, ]. My whole life I've been doing what other people want me to do, you, Joe, everybody.
[[w:Village People|Gonna gimme an Indian and a cop; [w:Y.M.C.A. (song)|I'll sing you YMCA; [w:Automated teller machine|sent him to the ATM three times]