The King of Comedy - Autograph Aspirations and Unexpected Reactions
Pupkin:
What are you going to do with Jerry's autograph?
Young girl:
I don't know. Maybe I'll sell it.
Boyfriend:
I'll tell you what she's going to do with it. She's going to pin it on her bulletin board and have an orgasm.
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