Houseboat - Modern Marriages and Their Comforts
Tom Winters:
How are you and John getting along these days?
Carolyn Gibson:
Well, it's one of those modern marriages. Electric blankets and everything.
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Houseboat - Confusion Over Food and Household Roles
Elizabeth Winters:
Cinzia's getting melon and prosciutto. That's ham. You eat it cold and you don't have to cook it.
Carolyn Gibson:
Who's Cinzia?
Elizabeth Winters:
Cinzia's our maid. She doesn't know how to cook.
Carolyn Gibson:
So, I see. Where's your father?
Elizabeth Winters:
Oh, he's doing the laundry for the weekend at the laundromat. We have to bring the clothes there because Cinzia doesn't know how to wash.
Carolyn Gibson:
Just what does she do?
Elizabeth Winters:
Oh, everything!
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Houseboat - Buffet Invitation with a Humorous Twist
Carolyn Gibson:
Hello. They've got quite a buffet tonight. Would you care to come over and watch me eat crow?
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