Memorable Quotes from Martha Hyer
3 quotesConfusion Over Food and Household Roles
Elizabeth Winters
Cinzia's getting melon and prosciutto. That's ham. You eat it cold and you don't have to cook it.
Carolyn Gibson
Who's Cinzia?
Elizabeth Winters
Cinzia's our maid. She doesn't know how to cook.
Carolyn Gibson
So, I see. Where's your father?
Elizabeth Winters
Oh, he's doing the laundry for the weekend at the laundromat. We have to bring the clothes there because Cinzia doesn't know how to wash.
Carolyn Gibson
Just what does she do?
Elizabeth Winters
Oh, everything!
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Modern Marriages and Their Comforts
Tom Winters
How are you and John getting along these days?
Carolyn Gibson
Well, it's one of those modern marriages. Electric blankets and everything.
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Buffet Invitation with a Humorous Twist
Carolyn Gibson
Hello. They've got quite a buffet tonight. Would you care to come over and watch me eat crow?
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