Yellowbeard - The Essence of Piracy and Betrayal
Yellowbeard:
Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot!
Dan:
What?
Yellowbeard:
You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago!
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Yellowbeard - The Perils of Pirating and Family Ties
Dan:
Father! We thought you were dead.
Yellowbeard:
Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. How are you gettin on pirating?
Dan:
Um, well...
Yellowbeard:
How many men have you killed so far?
Dan:
One. Two, I think.
Yellowbeard:
You think? You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinkin'.
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Yellowbeard - A Question of Worth and Value
Flower Girl:
Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan: [kneels down so he's at her level]
What?
Flower Girl:
Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan:
No.
Dr. Gilpin:
Society is to blame.
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Yellowbeard - Head Decapitation and Its Consequences
Dan:
Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify!
Yellowbeard:
Do what?
Dan:
Putrify, go rotten!
Yellowbeard:
Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.
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