Memorable Quotes from Martin Klebba
1 quoteCaptain's Demands Amidst Empty Promises
Scrum
It's empty! Where's the dosh?!
[After seeing that the bank vault Jack's crew have stolen is empty; the crew groan]
Captain Jack Sparrow
Do you think that robbing a bank is easy? You gaggle of gutless heels of the womb's guilty of putting me in this dreadful pickle in the first place! Now line up and offer me your tribute.
Marty
You want us to pay YOU?!
[He and the other crew members scoff in outrage]
Captain Jack Sparrow
Am I not the captain of this ship?
Cremble
You call THIS a ship?
Bollard
Where's the treasure?
Pike
All of us are starving!
Bollard
We will no longer follow a captain without a ship.
Captain Jack Sparrow
I HAVE a ship! Black Pearl's never left me side.
[Reveals the Black Pearl in a bottle]
Pike
The pirate Barbossa rules these seas now. Has ten ships, guns full.
Cremble
Not to mention his cannonballs; 18 pounds each, they say.
Captain Jack Sparrow
One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That's why he walks funny. Oh, come, come, mates! Did we not find the treasure of Macedonia together?
[The crew sigh in disappointment]
Cremble
It was a troll of rotten wood!
Captain Jack Sparrow
Gold of King Midas!
Scrum
Pile of donkey dung!
Gibbs
Face it, Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.
Captain Jack Sparrow
That is a blatant fabrication!
[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]
Cremble
You've lost your luck.
Bollard
You've lost your ship.
Marty
And now, you've lost your crew.
Pike
Jack Sparrow is no longer our captain!
[The crew leaves the Dying Gull as Gibbs approach Jack]
Gibbs
I'm sorry, Jack, but we've reached the end of the horizon.
[Sympathetic; Pats Jack's shoulder and then follows the crew, leaving Jack stunned and heartbroken]
Captain Jack Sparrow
Right then! YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED!!! EH?! ALL OF YOU, DISMISSED!!! YOU'LL NEVER SAIL WITH CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AGAIN, TELL YOU THAT!!!
[Yelling]
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