Mister Roberts - Misadventures at the Governor's Residence
Shore Patrol Officer: [[w:Honoré de Balzac|Balzac]
A little while ago, six men from your ship broke into the home of the French colonial governor. Started throwing things through a plate glass living room window. We found some of the things on the lawn. Large world globe. Small love seat. A lot of books. A bust of ]. The French writer? We also found an Army private, first class, who was unconscious at the time. He claims they threw him, too.
Lieutenant, junior grade Douglas A. "Doug" Roberts:
Through the window?
Shore Patrol Officer: [[w:Alabama|Alabama]
That's right. It seems he took em there for a little joke. He didn't tell em it was the governor's house. He told em it was uh...well, what we call in ]...
Lieutenant, junior grade Douglas A. "Doug" Roberts: [[w:Nebraska|Nebraska]
Yeah, we call it the same thing in ].
Shore Patrol Officer:
Well, that's about all, Lieutenant. If it makes you feel any better, Admiral Wentworth says this is the worst ship he's ever seen in his entire naval career.
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Sweet Smell of Success - Questioning the Afterlife for Animals
Steve Dallas:
Tell me, sir: when he dies, do you think he'll go to the dog-and-cat heaven?
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Sweet Smell of Success - Demand Information with Confidence
Steve Dallas:
The next time you want information, don't scratch for it like a dog, ask for it like a man!
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