Martin Milner Quotes

Shore Patrol Officer A little while ago, six men from your ship broke into the home of the French colonial governor. Started throwing things through a plate glass living room window. We found some of the things on the lawn. Large world globe. Small love seat. A lot of books. A bust of ]. The French writer? We also found an Army private, first class, who was unconscious at the time. He claims they threw him, too.

Lieutenant, junior grade Douglas A. "Doug" Roberts Through the window?

Shore Patrol Officer That's right. It seems he took em there for a little joke. He didn't tell em it was the governor's house. He told em it was uh...well, what we call in ]...

Lieutenant, junior grade Douglas A. "Doug" Roberts Yeah, we call it the same thing in ].

Shore Patrol Officer Well, that's about all, Lieutenant. If it makes you feel any better, Admiral Wentworth says this is the worst ship he's ever seen in his entire naval career.

Steve Dallas Tell me, sir: when he dies, do you think he'll go to the dog-and-cat heaven?

Steve Dallas The next time you want information, don't scratch for it like a dog, ask for it like a man!