Black Christmas - Confrontation Between Heather and Ms. MacHenry
Heather Fitzgerald: [Ms. Mac grabs an old ice scraper.]
What are you doing? What is that thing?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [Ms. Mac gets out of the car. She starts scraping the ice off in the windshield]
Are you kidding me? Privileged bitch, Frigid Southern Princess!
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Black Christmas - Tension Escalates Among the Characters
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
What? What?
Kelli Presley: [puts back the phone, and uses her cellphone.]
Damn it!
Kelli Presley: [while dialing.; but the line is still busy.]
Shit, Shit, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on. Fuck!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
What's going on?
Kelli Presley: [starts dialing again.; The line is responded, Kelli is panting]
911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm. Hello? Hello? Yes, yes. A girl is... is dead... outside..... Yes!, Yes! I know her... Her name is... Eve Agnew and we're positive that she's been murdered.....
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
He's home.
Melissa Kitt:
No. No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac. Billy is dead.
Kelli Presley:
...and three other girls are...---
Leigh Colvin:
Are missing. Missing.
Kelli Presley:
...are missing... 566 Oakdale, we're the second house on the... right... Alpha Kappa sorority... Kelli Presley... Wait!, how long until... What?!, No, no! We think he's still outside! Would you wait around that long after what l just told you?!...
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [to Heather.]
Get your purse!
Kelli Presley: [The caller hangs up the phone.; She turns to everybody.]
...Please, isn't there anything that you--- Goddamn it! The storm. Pile-ups over 91. Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice. Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe?... maybe be here in two hours.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [She and Heather walk to the front door.]
Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes. Get your things.
Kelli Presley:
And what about Dana?
Heather Fitzgerald:
We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help.
Melissa Kitt:
No!, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing.
Kelli Presley:
Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them.
Melissa Kitt:
Lauren, her mom lives in Boston.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Even if we could reach them on their cellphone, it would take four or five hours before they got here!
Melissa Kitt:
Oh shit, Lauren.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Let's go.
Kelli Presley:
No! We stay together. We lock up the house, we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours, not let each other out of our sights.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
No, We are driving to the police station!
Kelli Presley:
In this weather?!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there!
Kelli Presley:
Yeah, and we're not all here! If we were, then I would go.
Leigh Colvin:
That's right. Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive, and when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house.
Kelli Presley:
We are safer sticking together.
Heather Fitzgerald: [calling Melissa.]
All right, then get your coats! Mel, come on, we're leaving! Let's go!
Melissa Kitt:
I'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!
Kelli Presley:
We're sisters. So act like it.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [puts on her hat; she turns to Heather]
We'll get the police here as soon as we can. Let's go.
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Black Christmas - Searching for Dana Amidst Chaos
Melissa Kitt:
Dana where are you?!
Leigh Colvin:
She went around back to the fusebox!
Heather Fitzgerald:
Eve's car!, She never left!
Leigh Colvin: [Leigh follows Heather.]
Heather, we have to find Dana first!, Shit!
Kelli:
Dana! The fusebox is under the house! Dana!
Melissa:
Kelli!
Melissa:
Oh my God.
Melissa Kitt:
Augh, I can't open it!
Kelli Presley:
Come on!
Heather Fitzgerald:
What she doing? Sleeping in her car? It's like zero degrees out.
Melissa Kitt:
HOLY FUCK!
Kelli Presley:
He's out here.
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Black Christmas - Debate Over Christmas Gifts and Traditions
Heather Fitzgerald:
Mrs. Mac why don't you open the present we got you?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Because we have to open Billy's present first. It's a 15-year old Alpha Kappa Tradition.
Heather Fitzgerald: [everyone turns to her]
Okay, I... I drew that name. But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just? I'm really not okay with this, I mean buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?
Melissa Kitt: [Kelli gives the juice to Melissa.; turns to Kelli]
No, you see serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill. Billy Lenz was a spree killer. Dude just fucking lost it. Thank you.
Heather Fitzgerald:
Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay? I'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice, to ward off evil spirits on Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun.
Lauren Hanon:
Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween. What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, Huh? It's all neo-pagan magic. Christmas tree, a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops. The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm. Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival, 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos. And fucking Santa Claus, This fat voyeur that watches you all year long, to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house? And that is different from what Billy did how?
Ms. Barbara MacHenry:
Billy didn't break in..., Billy lived here.
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The Thing - Misunderstanding Sports Team Names
Sam Carter:
I wanna know how the Cavaliers are doing?
Kate Lloyd:
Hmm. I don't follow football.
Sam Carter:
It's a basketball team. They play basketball.
Jameson:
Barely. They're the Cavaliers, man.
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Death Proof - Discussion on Gun Ownership and Licensing
Lee:
You carry a gun?
Kim:
Uh-Huh.
Lee:
Do you have a license to carry it?
Kim:
Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.
Lee:
Oh, I didn't know you were. Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?
Abernathy:
Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.
Kim:
I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch needs a gun.
Abernathy:
You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
Kim:
And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!
Lee:
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
Kim:
Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.
Abernathy:
There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.
Kim:
Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shut that nigga down!
Abernathy:
How about a knife at least.
Kim:
Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west muthafucka!
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Final Destination 3 - The Viciousness of a Horrible Experience
Wendy Christensen:
It's not only horrible, but can you feel, can you feel how vicious it was?
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Urgency Before the Theater Performance
Mary Todd Lincoln:
Lincoln! We'll be late for the theater!
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Standing Firm in Uncertain Times
Mary Todd Lincoln:
My father used to say: plant your feet and stand firm. The only question is where to put your feet.
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - The Cost of Victory in War
Mary Todd Lincoln:
You have to win this war. If you don't, than all of it.. then our son's death will have been for nothing.
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Mary Todd Lincoln's Insight on Truthfulness
Mary Todd Lincoln:
Abe, I know when you're lying.
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Standing Firm in the Face of Adversity
Mary Todd Lincoln:
I wouldn't back down from what's right because it was hard.
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Mary Todd Lincoln on Unusual Company
Mary Todd Lincoln:
Well, I see I'm such interesting company.
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - A Surprising Revelation About Mr. Lincoln
Mary Todd Lincoln:
Mr. Lincoln, you are full of surprises.
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